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    I have never come across anyone with as little self identity as Jennifer Ross. In all of her years of swf’ing, this van travel thing absolutely baffles me. This is a woman who absolutely hates to be uncomfortable in any way. She cannot even go to Target without packing a snack for the ride.

    I do not get this. In all the years we have watched her, she never even went glamping. Now she’s sleeping in her car, barely showering, hiking for hours on a foot that has got to be painful, using a pee rag, getting eaten by bugs, and crying over sporks. To prove what Jen? He left and found someone who seems to know who she is and what she likes. Someone that seems to enjoy her children and spending time with her family. Someone who has a distinct style and owns it. Someone who seems to care and appreciate him. For all of Don’s faults, showing Jen how much he loved her was not one of them. Robo Jen just could not truly ever appreciate that or return the gesture.

    Is the scenery beautiful? Yes. Does Jen truly appreciate these beautiful places? Doubt it. It’s escapism, pure and simple. She’s not really there to explore the places. It’s just the popular thing on YouTube right now and Jen has always had to jump on a trend and adopt a new identity because she has no clue who she really is and she will never put in the hard work to find the answer.

    Jen is one of the most lost people I have ever seen.
     
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    Does 'it's your body, you can put your finger in there' also apply to noses?
     
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    QUOTE (Yetta @ 8/9/2022, 03:26) 
    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 9/7/2022, 03:37 PM) 
    Yetta I am going to need your bakery card on my desk for that comment.

    LOL I couldn't resist!

    That reminds me of a day I was feeling creative 😂
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    QUOTE (gardenhoe @ 8/9/2022, 07:05) 
    This is not up on YouTube yet, right? Then why did she post about it on Facebook then?

    She didn't. Her Facebook and Instagram posts are a week behind her YT videos. The recent Facebook post is the continuation of the "Exploring Oregan" portion of her PNW travels, which was publicly posted on YT last Thursday. Her new YT video, on WWC early access now and public this Thursday, is the "Exploring Washington" portion.
     
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    QUOTE (Jenny's Bespoke Poop Shovel @ 7/9/2022, 17:46) 
    So elegant, our Jen.

    Elegant_nose_picking

    Boogers, sadly, no longer available.
     
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    Why she would leave that in for anyone to see is beyond me.
     
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    QUOTE (Hobo Babysitter Jen @ 9/8/2022, 07:23 AM) 
    Why she would leave that in for anyone to see is beyond me.

    I agree with the poster above who said that she does a lazy job editing and didn't see it
     
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    QUOTE (DirtyMartini @ 9/8/2022, 03:02 AM) 
    Is the scenery beautiful? Yes. Does Jen truly appreciate these beautiful places? Doubt it. It’s escapism, pure and simple. She’s not really there to explore the places. It’s just the popular thing on YouTube right now and Jen has always had to jump on a trend and adopt a new identity because she has no clue who she really is and she will never put in the hard work to find the answer.

    Jen is one of the most lost people I have ever seen.

    exactly! On Monday she couldn't even remember where she was a month ago, and she hadn't even uploaded the footage to start editing this Washington portion of her sad middle aged lady tour. I would think if these places were truly something she enjoyed visiting, she should come home and after a couple of days start editing but nope, Jenny waits 3 days before she is going to post it for her paying suckers to start editing. This footage was taken a month ago. She just slapped it together and didn't give a crap what it looks like. So now we have nose picking Jen that talks about her yeast filled, unbathed snatch. I am cool with people being real and authentic, but I have NO desire to hear about how little she actually showers and what is happening in her vajeen.

    Tosh needs to do a a segment on her. Where is princess now.
     
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    Midlife Crisis Tour would be a great username

    I was thankful for the lack of coffeehouse music with lyrics that don’t match the visual.
     
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    Yet in the midst of all the confusion of the eyebrow craproom video, she showed us her Work Planner, all made out with stickers and highlighter for September and said she’s “been scheduling content this way for the last couple months.”
    Plus she has her Captain’s Planner and memory keeping. And she still doesn’t know where she was or is.
     
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    DiggingForGoldAndVaginaMoldLikeJen

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    I just watched her latest IG reel. Who is she copying with all is the epic, next level hydrangeas talk?

    EpicNosePickButStillGettingNoD!ckLikeJen
     
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    QUOTE (Hobo Babysitter Jen @ 8/9/2022, 14:23) 
    Why she would leave that in for anyone to see is beyond me.

    You know she’s going to edit this out as soon as she or Shrill reads here, just like the “Italians”. No worries, it’ll be here for posterity.
     
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