A Bowl Full of Lemons/Lameness- Part 2

Blandness In A Bowl, no Lemons to Behold

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    She needs some sort of bangs to soften up that endless harsh forehead.
     
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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 16/9/2023, 16:08) 
    She needs some sort of bangs to soften up that endless harsh forehead.

    YES!! I’ve thought this exact thing too!

    And maybe put a little color in those eyebrows…..they look pretty non-existent, making her forehead appear even larger!
     
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    Hi guys, haven't had time to be on the bakery in ages but I HAD to come to read the comments about Europe. It's hilarious and pathetic at the same time to see how she built this whole french personality/store/image and then how bad she crashed against reality xD I just love reading all your posts, I feel she's not talked about so much on here but she is sooo irritating we must vent :) I'd love for her husband or one of the kids to spill the tea or even just give any comment on how their life is behind the (beige) scenes!
     
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    She doesn't get talked about more here because I think most find her way to boring to even watch. For me it's her self righteous smug that drives me batty.

    And yes, I would like to know (and see) where her Monica's closet it. The fact that she always seems to have just the right dimensions of space and storage to perfectly fit her things in yet have a huge shopping addiction has never sat right.
     
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    I’ll bet she has a lot of things stored in her attic.
     
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    Toni is so stupid. Trying to flex about making reservations at the Polo Bar in New York and instead linking the “polo bar” in Nigeria? I mean, traveling to Nigeria could be really cool but I don’t think it’s in her wheelhouse.
     
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    A SPLASH OF COLOR!

    I knew she wouldn’t resist buying something from the new line at Target. And yes, I fully expect a complete brag fest and obsession over NYC now that her daughter is moving there. I wonder if she realizes it’s not quite what it used to be prepandemic.
     
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    She’s headed somewhere. Good gravy. She takes a couple of flights and now she thinks she’s a travel expert. 🤣
     
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    She said they were going to NYC to help their daughter look for an apartment. I’m expecting some upcoming NYC smug soon.

    I still can’t believe that she has shown absolutely nothing from her visit to France.
     
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    So far she bragging on coffee at Ralph Lauren and the staying at the Ritz Central Park. She says it’s the simple things in life that make her happy. 🥸
     
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    Those are not simple things, you little snot. They are expensive things that make you feel superior while still insisting that you are on a “budget.”
     
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    Tiring of the NYC braggart already.
     
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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 25/9/2023, 01:07) 
    Tiring of the NYC braggart already.

    Honestly! How many times has she been in NYC to be able to claim a “favorite” restaurant. She’s such a try hard.
     
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    I was wondering where her "Ralph's" coffee cup she has been posting non stop was from. It didn't even cross my mind that Ralph Lauren would have a coffee shop. If I went to NYC I'd look for a well reviewed coffee spot by the regulars, not a coffee spot by a fashion/merchandise designer.

    if I didn't have a job/family/life, I think I would have fun making a spoof ABFOL account. First post, McCafe coffee in a Kirkland Signature mug.
     
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    Saw the Polo Bar stories. One, what is her deal with posting pics of the ridiculously expensive menu? Such a mixed message. Budget frugal Toni and expensive wanna be wealthy luxury Toni. $35 hamburgers? Really? Dave Ramsey would have such a hey day with her smug ass. One smug ass biting another smug ass.

    Also, cue English Equestrian era Toni. First the Sherlock Holmes obsession, now wealthy old money interiors?

    And for the love of God put the toliet seat down if you take a bathroom pic.
     
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