A Bowl Full of Lemons/Lameness- Part 2

Blandness In A Bowl, no Lemons to Behold

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    QUOTE (Unifluenced @ 13/1/2024, 01:32) 
    QUOTE (ExpensiveSalmon @ 13/1/2024, 00:53) 
    Ugh…she also doing the whole “we work on our marriage” thing. I’m sure it’s helpful. You don’t need to advertise it.

    She totally seems like the kind of woman who constantly points out areas that her husband could improve in.
    I must be crazy because I’ve been married for 33 years. We don’t have to work in our marriage. We are just kind, respectful and not assholes to each other.

    I wonder if Toni has knows of Jennifer Ross. That cow nagged Don right out the door and has to live with him leveling up everyday.

    She does know Jen. In fact, she copied Jen’s basket collection (those strange flowered baskets/boxes that Jen has) several versions of Toni ago. She long since dropped any color from her life and is only allowed to bring in beige items into her house.
     
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    It will be interesting to see what she thinks of Italy, and where they decide to go.

    She doesn’t fit the culture at all.
     
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    I've seen Italy research in a few written notes now. I think one she had written amalfi coast? She will go to the swanky areas. This note mentioned going her birthday week, which I don't remember when that is. Hope she is budgeting for those Delta One seats... they're $6-7000 each now.
     
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    Omg I'm from Italy and I will hate to see her there, I predict she's going to hate it as she hated France, we'll see..
     
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    I also think she won’t like Italy. She wants to find a European country that will put her on a pedestal and that just isn’t going to happen.
     
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    Yeah I think the only way she likes it is if she stays at a high end resort/hotel and either does a high end tour with other rich white folks or only goes to high end spots with VIP passes for everything. Enjoying the real culture and real italians? Never. We need the Jen Ross *italians* GIF for when it happens!
     
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    She's the worst traveler. I'm sure she's looking up the most expensive restaurants in Italy. Often, no matter where you go, there are great hole-in-the-wall places that have terrific food. She only wants Instagram-worthy pretty stuff.
     
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    What is the point of her going to her store for the day if she’s only going to peruse cookbooks and read a novel?
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    LOL just saw this story and thought the same thing! I'm amazed she's actually going to "work"? Seems like she is always at home. A bunch of new inventory too. I wonder if she has a store manager. I don't know how she manages the store, the online orders, and her hyperfocus on herself and her home. Also amazed she's kept up the french theme what with her less than stellar love of France.
     
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    Store's probably not very busy.
     
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    Her poor husband has to ask for beans in his vegetable soup. He’s probably always hungry when he’s at home. No wonder her marriage needs work.
     
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    The beige house is slowly getting some color. She put a quilt on her bed and one on the back of her sofa that have blue in them. And I have to say they are not very French looking.
     
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    Maybe she is going back to her Ohio days with the quilt. And as far as color, she posted herself in a hot pink workout outfit the other day. I about fell off my chair.
     
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    In her new thing that shares “extras” she mentioned she’s getting a tattooed removed she got at 19 I believe. She also then said she wouldn’t should it. What/where do you think it is? My money is on a tramp stamp. Doesn’t want it now that she’s going to be taking all these bikini photos of her newly gained muscles.
     
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    In one of her workout IG posts, it was showing her from the back, and I’m pretty sure I saw her tattoo peeking out of her tank top near her shoulder blade. Couldn’t see enough of it to see what it was though.
     
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