50 Shades of Bitch Boys pt 49: Fiddy Actin Like A Bad B Rollin Round In A Used Caddy, Dirrty Darryl & Uncle Pawlie Are Tag Team Daddies, Mark's Cooking & Cleaning Since The SAHM Is A Deadbeat

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    My son’s 10th bday was Saturday. He asked for steak so we went out to eat since my MIL wanted to treat him. Otherwise I would have made it for him.

    And she bought liquid Tylenol for her baby 10 year olds. At their age, the liquid stuff goes fast. I bought the chewables for my son. I sometimes give him adult Tylenol too provided its regular strength. Advil too. 9 is perfectly safe for that, but Lemon babies her kids
     
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    Steaks don't work for the LemonElphs unless Big Tim is working the grill. The lemondroplets don't know what home cooked meals are.
     
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    🤦🏼‍♀️

    With all of the money this chick blows through, she couldn’t think of anything else besides this for her twins 10th bday???

    We know they all love fast food in that house….let them pick their own door dash meal at least if you aren’t going to cook! I just find it strange that out of ALL of the different food Pearl could chose from, she picks corn dogs.

    I don’t believe that story AT ALL. I think baby bird picked corn dogs and Pearl had to go along with it. We all know Pearl loves sushi and all different types of food. No way she is picking frozen corn dogs if her mom gave her the chance to pick her birthday dinner. Lemon most likely is lying and didn’t let them choose
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    Oh that’s sad. I agree this is all baby bird’s picks. Poor pearl.
     
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    Oh, lemon. Always the queen of explaining. She got candles for the cake. Thank you for clarifying that you bought the number 10, because they are turning 10. I was unclear on that!!
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    I hope that $3 off sticker on the cake isn't because it was in the "past the sell-by date" section of the bakery. 🤔🎂
     
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    I bought adult liquid recently because of strep in the house. I did have a bottle of children's I got a deal on we used it up recently though. Lemon where's 50???
     
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    QUOTE (Dontdothat @ 8/11/2022, 04:11) 
    Lemon where's 50???

    Busy uncovering the mystery of squeeze cheez ….
     
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    50's busy opening up her own restaurant with all the supplies she stole from the pizzeria.
     
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    Or she's still doing time for "borrowing" stuff! 😁
     
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    Kiera’s employer wants her to have all of this!
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    :154: 50 and fam are coming for "Friendsgiving" at Casa Lemon.... V bought turkey shaped hot chocolate bombs for all the kiddos because, of course, "they will get a kick out of them". :wacko:
     
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    Are the girls wearing fireworks glasses in the Insta post? Why not get them cool glasses if they are so rich??
     
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    She also bought every ornament kit she could find because she’s going to ask the girls if they want to have a ornament party with their friends. What?? She probably spent $50 on kits… wouldn’t that be something you do after the party is planned??! What is her thought process, I’ll never understand.
     
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    QUOTE (50 Hidey Holes @ 8/11/2022, 19:28) 
    She also bought every ornament kit she could find because she’s going to ask the girls if they want to have a ornament party with their friends. What?? She probably spent $50 on kits… wouldn’t that be something you do after the party is planned??! What is her thought process, I’ll never understand.

    Her thought process is to buy things because she gets "a kick out of them", then figure out after the fact what she is going to do with them.

    She also makes up reasons in her head to justify buying things they don't need, knowing there's a good chance the items will never be used, then donates or resells items to recoup some of the money, making it all "ok" in her head.

    She really needs some mental help.
     
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