50 Shades of Bitch Boys pt 49: Fiddy Actin Like A Bad B Rollin Round In A Used Caddy, Dirrty Darryl & Uncle Pawlie Are Tag Team Daddies, Mark's Cooking & Cleaning Since The SAHM Is A Deadbeat

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    QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 7/12/2022, 18:47) 
    A road trip to Aldi to buy more food. And of course have to stop and eat along the way. And I’m gonna assume on the way back too.

    I cannot imagine having my life revolve around food and filling multiple refrigerators and freezers all of the time

    I like going to Aldi’s, however the closest is 65 miles away and unless I am going in that direction to begin with, I am not making a special trip. I just wish I had a store close that had good looking produce, I refuse to pay 5 bucks for a ratty looking head of lettuce.
     
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    I like looking at the new things at Aldi's. I don't buy produce there though. It goes bad super fast. I wonder how much Lemon is going to spend next week before her sour patch kids get out of school. I bet they blew through the Costco and Sam's haul items already or will this weekend.
     
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    The name Bunga awakens a demon in my soul. I hate it !!
     
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    QUOTE (50 Hidey Holes @ 7/12/2022, 20:18) 
    The name Bunga awakens a demon in my soul. I hate it !!

    Same. Just like this emoji that she uses for most of her posts. 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
     
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    QUOTE (DollarTreeRich @ 7/12/2022, 19:54) 
    Did she Doordash donuts? Lol

    Don’t be ridiculous. BUNGA brought them from the North Pole!
     
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    QUOTE (Xtine @ 7/12/2022, 20:56) 
    QUOTE (DollarTreeRich @ 7/12/2022, 19:54) 
    Did she Doordash donuts? Lol

    Don’t be ridiculous. BUNGA brought them from the North Pole!

    Hahahahaha!!!! Best comment award!!!
     
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    Why does their elf bring so many gifts and food? I thought they were supposed to do funny things.
     
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    QUOTE (IfYouWill @ 12/7/2022, 02:10 PM)
    Why does their elf bring so many gifts and food? I thought they were supposed to do funny things.

    Because Lemon has a food addiction, a shopping addiction and a food shopping addiction.
     
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    the entire purpose of the elf is to be “keeping an eye” on the kids and reporting back to Santa each night if they are good….so they get presents ON CHRISTMAS from Santa.

    Lemons elf brings gifts daily???? Completely defeating the actual purpose of the elf.

    Just so she can shop and give her kids junk they don’t need.
     
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    Guarantee those sour patch kids can’t be bothered to walk around the house and “find” the elf. They get the treats and go. Lemon just takes her pics and goes about her day. Such a weird family.
     
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    QUOTE (Sunshine08 @ 7/12/2022, 18:48) 
    🙄Bunga.

    Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t Wednesday traditionally a school day? The fact that she bought an entire dozen for three kids and two adults (and my personal opinion that one donut is not enough breakfast) leads me to believe the kids ate more than one before being shuttled off to school.

    I’m not sure but I’m pretty sure teachers would trade kids who came to school having eaten a reasonable breakfast instead of showing up with sugar highs at 9AM for all the stupid shit lemon gifts them at every opportunity.
     
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    I bet you she didn’t even have those ready before they went to school. She would have to wake up too early for that. Those were prob ready for the sour patchs after school. Nice little before dinner snack. They prob didn’t eat their dinner after but I’m sure that’s hilarious to lemon loaf!
     
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    I can't imagine having time in the morning to eat those. My kids eat breakfast at school because they start super early. Of course it's not free. The fact that she packs shitty lunches when she could afford for them to buy lunch just shows her priorities. School food was fine when it was free 🍋.
     
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    I bet she made mark get up early and get the donuts
     
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    Only reason lemon is involved in the morning school duties is because she has to drive the girls now. The nerve that all those years she had mark doing it all while she slept in! She’s a POS. She’s a Stay at home unemployed human. I won’t call her a stay at home mom!!🤣
     
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