YouGetACar!YouGetACar!EveryoneGetsACar!_IdiotLikeJen Pt. 373

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    Donny is going to give her hell and I am here for it.
     
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    She always has that same damn lifeless limp hair pulled all the way to one side to make it look as thick as possible (hint: it doesn’t look thick) and a DEEEEP side part that’s getting deeper by the month. I demand she bring back the George Washington curls or the little tiny curly cue pony tail! At least they were something more interesting to look at. Jeez.
     
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    I'd love to have been a fly on the wall to hear Shrill Jill's thoughts on Jen's outfits for her and the kids.
     
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    I bet Jill was just praying that Jen showered after running her virtual race.
     
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    Has Jen ever hinted at being a republican or a democrat? Not looking for a political discussion, but just curious on her stance.
     
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    She listens to Pantsuit Politics and idolizes Glennon Doyle, so I assume she voted Democrat in the single election she’s ever participated in. I also think she gleefully casts her vote as an invisible jab at Don after she drives the car he paid for with the gas he paid for, wearing the clothes he paid for, etc.
     
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    QUOTE (ThatThing @ 8/11/2022, 02:27) 
    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 7/11/2022, 20:22) 
    This family never has fun together.

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    I am gonna do as I'm told and not make fun of Donny 😂

    I literally don't know anyone who pairs a flyaway cardigan with a dress except Jen. It's terrible. Jen you actually could look better if you'd listen to someone else.
    Please don't drag CC into your awful outfit choices

    Taking bets on whether above dress’s floral pattern was SWF’d off of an extra powder room wallpaper in RM2…..
     
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    QUOTE (D**'sGlowUp @ 7/11/2022, 18:46) 
    With the latest: looks like the kids will get to celebrate Thanksgiving with their real family this year!
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    is Gene burning down City Hall on the 22nd ??
     
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    QUOTE (xphiler4ever @ 8/11/2022, 00:52) 
    I don't understand how anyone can even see the outfit, all I see is her hair. My god. Even if she had her hideous George Washington curls, it would've demonstrated effort. She NEVER flat irons or blow dries with a round brush. I am trying to wrap my head around going to a wedding with air-dried hair. That is beyond savage.

    The worst part for me is that we know she knows how to do these things. During her caged years she would spend hours on her hair and makeup (probably to avoid DonDon's daddy steak).

    She's just a lazy twat who can't even put the effort in for a wedding, one time.
     
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    I think Jen would suit a mid-length vneck dress (just below the knee) with high heels that have a pointed toe. Both of those would help to elongate her stocky figure. The boat neck is a bad choice for broad shoulders like she has, and the flowers on that material make her look bulkier (and she doesn't need more bulk). Then she should put her hair up in a low bun but use a hair-donut to add volume, after round brushing all of it with a hair dryer for more volume.

    That's the pinksims school of fashion and beauty there for you! :)
     
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    Is that the same white flyaway she rescued from the donation bag (plastic, inside a paper bag) so many years ago during the caged era?

    Can’t remember if it was a flyaway or a (too small) white cardigan.
     
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    She is so incredibly frumpy. The frumpiest frump who ever frumped.

    This is what you wear to visit your granny in the nursing home when you are 5 years old. You don't dress like that as a grown woman and to a wedding!
     
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    Hey now, at least she did not wear those extremely fashionable and perfectly fitting brown pleather boots!
     
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    I can’t imagine being so disconnected that I took zero pride in my kids. Someone mentioned Donny’s shirt but it floors me she couldn’t be bothered to buy him the right size. Once it came untucked, it just looked silly. She’s such a sorry excuse for a mother.

    On a side note, I used to work with a girl who ran the wine and dine this weekend after some pretty significant health issues. Her fb is flooded with pictures of her surrounded by her family. Jen can have all the money in the world, but she’ll never have that.
     
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    If Jim showed up at my wedding looking like that with sloppily dressed kids I would tell the photog to avoid them. She looks like a hobo.

    And to those who keep saying she should check out Wisconsin, no thank you. We’ve got enough to deal with up here without her stench and smug.
     
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