Aaryn’s as high as a kite, miserable with no nanny in sight, surgery couldn’t fix her plight, ‘cause now her body looks like shite. Pt. 45

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    Two seconds after these surgeries and she’s already onto tattoos. SQUIRREL!

    She is definitely mentally ill, someone help her.
     
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    She does not look well, even with the filter she looks pale and sickly. Bet that seroma is kicking her butt too!

    I can’t believe that trainer would work with her again, she won’t follow her suggestions and this is like the 5th time Aaryn has tried it, clearly it isn’t sustainable and she had to resort to injections to lose weight.
     
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    Everyone shhhhhhhh 🤫 let her get those beautiful super cool forearm tattoos!!!! 💀
     
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    Right. I, for one, would be totes super jealous of her if she had all those tattoos.
     
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    She wants to be a bottle blonde with huge fake basketball boobs and cringey sleeve tattoos so she can look like her idol Jenna Jameson because she’s insecure and that’s what Nick is into 🤮
     
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    We will know Aaryn has hit the bottom when she tattoos eyelashes to her hip to hip scar.
     
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    aaryn, you should totally get a neck tattoo. Very hot and cool
     
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    she has no identity, she’s trying so hard to be someone else. Like one of those teens in those movies who try hard to make themselves over so they can look “cool” but it’s gives off poser vibes. Like now she’s a tattoo sleeve type of girl? Lol

    QUOTE (martiniflightlikedon @ 19/11/2022, 23:32) 
    aaryn, you should totally get a neck tattoo. Very hot and cool

    Lmao
     
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    QUOTE (martiniflightlikedon @ 19/11/2022, 23:32) 
    aaryn, you should totally get a neck tattoo. Very hot and cool

    Or a tramp stamp with flowers and butterflies. Then go to the Cheesecake Factory at the mall.
     
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    Amber better not work with her unless she pays her this time. Even then it
    Looks horrible for her business. So Aaryn can go on the peloton 3 times and then post a reel pretending all her weight loss was from working w Amber rather than her injections? Sounds like a terrible model for business. People will assume she suggested the injections to her.
     
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    QUOTE (martiniflightlikedon @ 19/11/2022, 23:32) 
    aaryn, you should totally get a neck tattoo. Very hot and cool

    better yet, a face tattoo maybe on her forehead.
    Oooh she could get trumps face in between her eyebrows :giving-thumbs-up-smiley-emotico :hearty-laugh:
     
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    Aaryn is so desperate to prove to us that she loves her kids, she is going to ruin her body even more with those ugly tattoos :hearty-laugh:

    You know you can just spend time with them, for free, to stick it to us?
     
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    i don't think she's getting all of those tattoos
     
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    QUOTE (Petty Crocker @ 19/11/2022, 22:52) 
    She wants to be a bottle blonde with huge fake basketball boobs and cringey sleeve tattoos so she can look like her idol Jenna Jameson because she’s insecure and that’s what Nick is into 🤮

    I hate body shaming but has she seen Jenna Jameson lately? Maybe she's her idol because she hasn't seen her oldest 2 kids in like 5 years...
     
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    The glasses and gaunt face are giving Annelle from Steel Magnolias.

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