Frumpy 2004 Velour Pants, Crocks, and a Sad Aura. Pt. 82

Go stand in an elevator, Lisa!!!

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    QUOTE (Debbie50 @ 2/12/2022, 04:04) 
    Hi to all the busybodies coming here :to-quote-smiley-emoticon:

    That's right! They love reading our posts here. 🙋‍♀️ They start out creeping but soon they'll be joining in. 😄
     
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    CITAZIONE (CherieRose @ 2/12/2022, 03:57) 
    It just hit me that she made this casserole and didn't eat a bite of it.

    She wanted to but doesn't care or she'll fall off the wagon. She's scared stiff over relapsing.

    I've always considered corn to be a very sweet carb and Jiffy is off the chain with sugar. She'd go into a coma if she dared sneak a bite.

    Jicama, those were great ideas. I am decades beyond teacher gifts but I wanted to know so thanks.
     
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    Remember her how to hard boil eggs videoow?
     
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    QUOTE (Jools’ Ghost @ 2/12/2022, 03:52) 
    QUOTE (Jicama Chips @ 2/12/2022, 02:50) 
    Ughhhhhh. Autocorrect fought me hard on the spelling of that candy and I lost

    Looks like the D1ers are on high alert tonight. Sounds like they’re a lot of slobs who can’t remember 2 cans of corn, one cup of sour cream, a stick of butter and a box of cornbread mix.

    Ferrero Rodger made me giggle as I could hear Lisa pronouncing it that way LOL

    From this moment forward I shall refer to said candy as “Ferrari Rodger”
     
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    QUOTE (rfjox @ 2/12/2022, 03:12) 
    Looks like the spell checker got you too, jools. I have to use quotes for words it wants to change. :being-confused-smiley-emoticon:

    No I intended it to say Rodger that's what made me laugh
     
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    Hey Poppyseed Muffin 🖕

    What a snake, really. A true Lisa fan wouldn’t be reading here.
     
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    QUOTE (Jicama Chips @ 2/12/2022, 03:30) 
    QUOTE (Jools’ Ghost @ 2/12/2022, 03:52) 
    Ferrero Rodger made me giggle as I could hear Lisa pronouncing it that way LOL

    From this moment forward I shall refer to said candy as “Ferrari Rodger”

    ROFLMAO me too
     
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    QUOTE (rfjox @ 2/12/2022, 04:19) 
    QUOTE (CherieRose @ 2/12/2022, 03:57) 
    It just hit me that she made this casserole and didn't eat a bite of it.

    She wanted to but doesn't care or she'll fall off the wagon. She's scared stiff over relapsing.

    I've always considered corn to be a very sweet carb and Jiffy is off the chain with sugar. She'd go into a coma if she dared sneak a bite.

    Jicama, those were great ideas. I am decades beyond teacher gifts but I wanted to know so thanks.

    Happy to help and thank you for understanding this has nothing to do with ungratefulness, if that’s a real word.
    The really hard part is the kids who bring gifts are DYING for you to open them, but I am aware there will be one or more who brought nothing and they have to sit through the oohing and ahhing. One time a girl brought me a terry cloth hair tie…with hair attached to it. And I know why.

    Sorry for getting so far off topic! I’m still reeling from seeing a 52 year old human who takes food out of a hot oven with two pristine, white dish towels. I hate to cook, too, but I know what a potholder is for!
     
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    Ok, it’s entertaining me that these people in the comments don’t think a teacher would be in the bakery. Clearly they don’t know ANY teachers IRL. I don't think Angelica said anything that nasty. The groups are on high alert tonight.

    Omg. *troups
     
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    QUOTE (rfjox @ 12/2/2022, 02:59 AM) 
    Please list what gifts teachers like so Lisa can read here.

    Cash!
     
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    QUOTE (Jicama Chips @ 12/2/2022, 04:38 AM) 
    QUOTE (rfjox @ 2/12/2022, 04:19) 
    She wanted to but doesn't care or she'll fall off the wagon. She's scared stiff over relapsing.

    I've always considered corn to be a very sweet carb and Jiffy is off the chain with sugar. She'd go into a coma if she dared sneak a bite.

    Jicama, those were great ideas. I am decades beyond teacher gifts but I wanted to know so thanks.

    Happy to help and thank you for understanding this has nothing to do with ungratefulness, if that’s a real word.
    The really hard part is the kids who bring gifts are DYING for you to open them, but I am aware there will be one or more who brought nothing and they have to sit through the oohing and ahhing. One time a girl brought me a terry cloth hair tie…with hair attached to it. And I know why.

    Sorry for getting so far off topic! I’m still reeling from seeing a 52 year old human who takes food out of a hot oven with two pristine, white dish towels. I hate to cook, too, but I know what a potholder is for!

    That's why I always did gift cards. We would do a "gift card tree". Take up a collection and get what I could from that. I usually pitched in extra $$. I work full time and couldn't volunteer in person as much as I would have liked to so I tried to make up for it with $$. But the total gift was from the whole class, whether they were able to contribute or not. The kids never knew who did or did not contribute and we all wanted it that way. It's much easier now with Venmo but we still made it work. The teachers were thrilled and the kids were so happy to see their teacher delighted :) We also didn't send cash with the kids to school. The other parents put it in a mailbox at the front office and I collected it. Easy peasy and no feelings hurt. Elementary school especially was so much fun!
     
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    Well lets not get kooked out by teachers in an elevator with sad auras…

    Maybe they’d like movie or theaters tix, cute tote bags or lunch kits, neck wraps,
    Heated packs for recess duty (cold climates), planner or agenda supplies, cute pen sets,
    Water filter bottles (school water is yuck), tech items like earbuds

    Or how about a card that says thank you or an email to the principal telling them “good job”
     
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    Yes, the dishcloths (face cloths) for oven mitts, very awkward movements, baking cornbread on the top oven shelf, not knowing corningware "is glass", thinking softened butter and melted is the same, bending down to look through the measuring cup like a child rather than picking up the cup and looking through it, mispronouncing words and round and round she goes. Where she stops, nobody knows. :sorry_smiley:

    Jools, thanks for correcting her "greezed" for greased.
     
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    I’m so tired of hearing about salad and vegetables make her sick! No it’s that she is eating fast food Chick- filet salads that’s what made her sick! It’s mind blowing how this woman eats disgusting McDonald’s hamburgers and not sick! With all her money she seems to have 🤣 instead of going to fast food joints maybe get takeout at a actual restaurant and get a good burger🤔 so bizarre
     
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    QUOTE (aryani @ 2/12/2022, 04:37) 
    Hey Poppyseed Muffin 🖕

    What a snake, really. A true Lisa fan wouldn’t be reading here.

    Bingo!!!!!
     
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