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Trust Jen to go on a 50 minute rant about how little time she has because she is so busy. 
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I checked flights out of Orlando today.....Untied flight to Chicago leaving at 0945 this morning has been cancelled the rest so far are on time. . -
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I had family that were supposed to land in Philly yesterday - they had some issues with delays, but landed safely this morning!
FocusOnTheThighs Bakery Weather Bureau 😂 I love it! This place really does have everything!. -
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I would laugh for days if Paula added "powder room candy" into her little unhinged ode to The Bakery. . -
.How the hell does a art history major not know how to say Michaelangelo?
The thing with her pronunciation is that she actually gets stuck between the proper pronunciation (Which sounds more like Mickel-Ahn-gelo) and the American/English version. Just... pick a lane. My two cents.
This was a ridiculous vlog. It brought me out again, because I was just so frustrated. Like, her being so obnoxious about the room, having nothing of substance to say about anything. What is even the point?
"The park, it's so beautiful. Its big. It's lovely." If you're such a New Yorker by lineage, why not tell something about the history, or landmarks in it? You don't even have to talk about them, like, put them in when you're editing?
The peloton stuff made me giggle. She fully expected to get in. I also don't get the appeal, it looks like a corporate machine, what's the fun in it?
I would like to thank the Bakery Weather Bureau for keeping me posted on all things snowstorm so far. I have a loved one with a layover in Chicago on Saturday. Should I keep my hopes up that they make it home to Europe for Christmas?
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.Also….somebody mentioned that maybe she has somebody with her…..I would normally think that was nuts….but she kept saying I have tickets to this, I have tickets to that….?
Someone with her......eh hard no.
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Sending the Patreon Christmas cards out in January is just not good enough IMHO. . -
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Paula reminds me a bit of Colleen from Nip/Tuck. Sending the Patreon Christmas cards out in January is just not good enough IMHO.
It'll be summer, of next year, and she will sill be walking through that fireAttached Image
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Jen is never sending those Christmas cards, we all know this except for her idiot Patreons ( Bakery spies excluded) who will probably be waiting with baited breath to get them. But, any Jenion paying Jen every month for the drivel she produces, deserves to be treated like crap by her. . -
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.AND here’s the other thing…😗no more daily advent gifts from Don and Christmas was just her being a child for a MONTH. NOW she has to be an adult AND not collect rewards. Good God 2 days in India would change her whole life and ENTITLED brat outlook
The Turtle Creek Lane mini family (only Steve, Jen (parents) plus 2 younger kids, Sam and MK) are in India for Christmas and as they walk around with their paid Guide AND a paid Photographer!!) they not only marvel at the Taj Mahal but also at the extreme poverty in the street as if they are looking at and commenting on HUMAN BEINGS in a zoo. Shame on them.. -
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.Remember when the car wasn’t going to be called after it’s color but a name she was considering announcing when decided.
What is your best guess of the dumb name she’d give the car?
She is too stupid and unimaginative to think of a better name. So Blue it will be forever.. -
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Even after her alimony runs out, she'll still be set for life financially. Luckily for ExtremelyAntiSocialAndUnattractiveLikeJen she doesn't need to remarry to be taken care of financially. It's probably why she's not making an effort and getting back on the dating scene... it would only make sense if she needed cash, and so she doesn't need a man now that she's cleaned up from her divorce. .
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