HerPatreonContentIsStaleandSheThinksaPartridgeisAQuailLikeJen Pt 379

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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 12/21/2022, 05:39 PM) 
    Omg, she looks so fucking ridiculous walking the streets of NYC with the vest on. I’m cringing.

    Look at Jenny on her high horse talking about the mistreatment of animals.

    Take several seats.

    She just looks ridiculous period. The stupid hat. Vest.

    So would have liked to see security dragging her away from Peloton since she couldn't get in to a class.
     
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    lots of parents do both - gifts from santa and gifts from parents. i've noticed that some parents today do the smaller gifts / stocking stuffers from santa, and the bigger gifts from the parents. that way the kids at school who don't get much from santa don't feel left out or sad, which i think is sweet. whether that's what jen is doing is unlikely, i'm just seeing it more and more.

    my boss just got back from new york city - she went with her boyfriend, so it was way less sad. CC would have probably loved this trip.
     
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    Watching Jen discover in real time that the world is not sunshine and rainbows is really something else.
    I know she likes to blame Don for caging her from the world, but she was a grown ass adult who was capable to reading a book every once and a while.
     
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    QUOTE (SingHo!toDons2ndWife @ 21/12/2022, 06:39) 
    How sick do you have to be to cancel dog sitting Winnie? A potted plant requires more energy to care for, at this point :confused-smiley-emoticon-1:

    Maybe they weren’t sick, they just had to say so as an excuse because Jen was badgering them so hard. :smoking-smiley-face:
     
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    ew, she looks filthy and soooo greasy

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    Ironic that she played Rapunzel in Into the Woods given her current hair situation.
     
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    Maybe what the pet sitter actually said was, “I’m sick of you dumping your dying dog on me and leaving town,” and all Jen heard was, “I’m sick.” Entirely possible given the alternate reality in which she lives.
     
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    Art major doesn’t know how to pronounce michaelangelo :confused-smiley-emoticon-1:
     
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    The noise, the people, the noise, the people. Yeah, you’re in NYC… at Christmas time.

    :10:
     
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    I make all my life decisions based on what a Peloton personality thinks is best
     
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    Thank goodness the patrons have Jen to tell them about Central Park. That hidden gem in the middle of the city.
    :10:
     
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    QUOTE (Demented Turtle @ 21/12/2022, 18:10) 
    Art major doesn’t know how to pronounce michaelangelo :confused-smiley-emoticon-1:

    jen's actually close enough to the proper pronunciation of michelangelo.

    i guess americans generally pronounce it michael-angelo?
     
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    I like walking around NY as much as the next person, but in that kind of cold I'm taking the subway not walking for 45 minutes. What, is she afraid of the subway?
     
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    Didn't we have a list of when Jen was gonna reclaim? I know NYC during Christmas and The Rockettes was on there
     
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    Did she say “pretty much Lea Michele could sneeze on me”? Gross.

    It makes sense that she likes her… she’s meant to be an absolute fucking bitch as well.
     
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