HerPatreonContentIsStaleandSheThinksaPartridgeisAQuailLikeJen Pt 379

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    The kids' rooms were cute. Tens probably lets them hang up whatever they want so they put in a formal request with Jen for her to grant authorization for them to tape up approved artwork.
     
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    The plant window above the kitchen sink looks like a hot mess.
     
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    QUOTE (Dolly_Girl @ 23/12/2022, 18:47) 
    QUOTE (Gene Is Sis Concert @ 12/23/2022, 06:21 PM) 
    Will somebody please tell her what the definition of cozy is? For someone whose first language is English she truly has no grasp on pronunciation or comprehension of the language.

    She kept referring to Christmas tree ball ornaments as "baubles". When I think of baubles, I think of jewelry or gem ornamentation.

    That house is the ANTITHESIS of "cozy". It is grey and cold - plus even if were more decorated, the base atmosphere is empty and cold - reflecting Jen's personality and ability to exist as a human being. I've seen barns and basements with more life in them than that spartan, cold, severe and highly controlled house. I don't know what this "minimalist" kick she thinks she is on but she doesn't even get that right. GAWD! What IS it with this woman? I have never seen or known anyone like her and I have been around the block more than a few times.

    Finally, you supremely LAZY cow - get some batteries and put them in all those referenced pieces around your mausoleum. How fucking hard can that be? I can't watch to the end ... it's too depressing.

    P.S.

    New York does NOT want you.

    Maybe she was being BritishLikeJen again because we call them baubles.

    Also, pretentious British estate agents call the hallway a foyer, even when it is not a grand old one at a period property but a new build or a flip house. Jen must be catching up on property development YT videos on this side of the pond.

    Edited by zizizouzou - 23/12/2022, 20:47
     
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    The kids' rooms are nice. I didn't expect that. Lol
     
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    Do we think she made it home?🥶
     
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    QUOTE (PowderRoomCandy @ 12/23/2022, 11:50 AM) 
    What is with her aversion to lights? Lamps = cozy

    Because she paid Vincente, inexplicably, to put even more overhead canister lights in her house before she moved it. She has zero eye for design and loves harsh unflattering light I guess.

    Also, I too have several ancestors who came through Ellis Island. Most white people living in Chicago do too. In fact, 40% of all people in the US have ancestors who came through there. So my point being, shut up Jen, you aren't interesting or unique (www.history.com/topics/immigration/ellis-island)
     
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    QUOTE (BerthaGene @ 12/23/2022, 06:25 PM) 
    Why the fuck is the tree STILL crooked?

    It's not. It's simply trying to yeet out the front door and away from Jen like the rest of the Ross clan.
     
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    Why can’t she turn on freakin lights in her house? Filming in the dark and having to change the white balance? Wtf
     
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    QUOTE (MartiniMonday @ 23/12/2022, 21:50) 
    Why can’t she turn on freakin lights in her house? Filming in the dark and having to change the white balance? Wtf

    Because she’s a dementor… therefore joy and light cannot exist in her presence.
     
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    Midway through the decor tour. The echo while she's explaining cutting off the lights on the tree in the naked room is near unbearable.
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 23/12/2022, 18:51) 
    The children's books are placed thoughtfully with the utmost loving care

    Screenshot_2022-12-23_at_11

    When these were strictly HER children’s books, they were arranged in cute baskets. But that’s too good for the burdens I guess.
     
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    ooh, she can add IT Support to her resumé, next to teenage cat sitter, cash register person, and Don's secretary for 8 weeks
     
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    When I think my home is a little outdated with its latte colored walls and maple kitchen cabinets, all I need to do is watch this video and it makes me appreciate the golden warmth of my interior. Also the fact that I actually love my family. That helps too.
     
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    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 12/23/2022, 06:02 PM) 
    She's got the legless bear on her bed.

    She rides it into the sunset.
     
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    That bear has been on god knows how many hotel and Airbnb beds, in her filthy van, and shoved in suitcases with her gross hiking clothes. And then she comes home and puts it on her (presumably) clean bed. :sick:
     
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