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    QUOTE (Aloner Like Jen @ 1/21/2023, 06:17 PM) 
    QUOTE (QueenCheese @ 21/1/2023, 23:58) 
    I was at cabalas earlier today and saw a folding spork and thought about the crying spork episode. good times. toss some of Dons dollar at that dip shit

    Would someone please either explain to me what the spork meltdown was about or tell me where to find it? I feel like I’ve missed something important. 🫤

    Start here: #entry454504996

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    I LOVE that us pointing out how she’s not a single parent chaps her ass so much that she thinks about it constantly. Rent free :smoking-smiley-face:

    Not only is Jen NOT a single parent, she's barely a parent at all! No matter how many pissy fits she has over it, it won't change the fact that she's a very part time co-parent at best. So keep nostril flaring, Jin. And don't tell us what to do, 'k? We flawless cupcakes are going to very much continue to call you out on your BS yesterday, today, and always. Deal with it if you insist on continuing to read here. Them's the breaks, babes 😘
     
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    QUOTE (Gene Is Sis Concert @ 22/1/2023, 01:50) 
    I LOVE that us pointing out how she’s not a single parent chaps her ass so much that she thinks about it constantly. Rent free :smoking-smiley-face:

    Not only is Jen NOT a single parent, she's barely a parent at all! No matter how many pissy fits she has over it, it won't change the fact that she's a very part time co-parent at best. So keep nostril flaring, Jin. And don't tell us what to do, 'k? We flawless cupcakes are going to very much continue to call you out on your BS yesterday, today, and always. Deal with it if you insist on continuing to read here. Them's the breaks, babes 😘

    Bravo 👏🏻 🙌🏻 This is the best!
     
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    I don’t normally blink when someone who’s divorced calls themselves a single parent, even though I do personally think that you’re not a single parent if you have financial and emotional support from a co-parent… but in Jen’s case I will forever deny her “self identification”.

    Bitch, you’re an alimony-millionaire who has your kids a few days a month (but is still taking in unimaginable amounts of child-support). If anything, DON was the single parent before he got married to Tens. You’re the waste of skin who contributes nothing to those children’s well-being, you foot-scented bald witch.

    Edited by OstracizedLikeJen - 22/1/2023, 01:57
     
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    Why did this show up as an advertisement today?! :XP:
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    QUOTE (Retsuko @ 1/21/2023, 07:01 PM) 
    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 1/21/2023, 08:49 AM) 
    zzzzzzzzzzzz

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    We got a shoutout!!! Hi Jen!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :clapping-hands-above-head-smile :snickering:

    We are so famous!
     
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    lol The ads are always a bit odd. Now I need to know what happened to Pippo Baudo.

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    Oh, Jen. I'd like to identify as a millionaire, but I can't walk into a store and buy allllllllll the things without the funds to back it up. See how that works?

    You're NOT A SINGLE MOTHER!!!

    You ARE A COPARENT.

    Stop it. Get some help.

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    Edit: You're nowhere near spicy. You are MILD.

    Edited by Jenny's Bespoke Poop Shovel - 1/21/2023, 07:05 PM
     
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    "you know I really do not like stirring the pot"

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    If only she thought of single parent as raising them on a single income so she could then understand that Don is the single parent in this situation. Her Patreon dollars are her dollars and Don Dollars are also her dollars.
     
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    QUOTE (QueenCheese @ 1/21/2023, 11:58 PM) 
    I was at cabalas earlier today and saw a folding spork and thought about the crying spork episode. good times. toss some of Dons dollar at that dip shit

    The spork meltdown was epic! You rang :funny_dancing_stickman_smiley_e
     
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    QUOTE (OstracizedLikeJen @ 1/22/2023, 01:55 AM) 
    I don’t normally blink when someone who’s divorced calls themselves a single parent, even though I do personally think that you’re not a single parent if you have financial and emotional support from a co-parent… but in Jen’s case I will forever deny her “self identification”.

    Bitch, you’re an alimony-millionaire who has your kids a few days a month (but is still taking in unimaginable amounts of child-support). If anything, DON was the single parent before he got married to Tens. You’re the waste of skin who contributes nothing to those children’s well-being, you foot-scented bald witch.

    Love this!!
     
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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 22/1/2023, 02:04) 
    "you know I really do not like stirring the pot"

    liar.

    Also Jen:
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    QUOTE (Suzanne’sBiggestFan @ 1/21/2023, 09:51 AM) 
    Just the thought of her alone on her bicycle-to-nowhere punishment dungeon, staging those shots. It hurts. Viscerally.

    Riding to nowhere
    Watch me go
    Still in my basement
    A fat bridge troll

    So true, SBF!!! The words and video of this song fit Gene's life:

     
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    QUOTE (KayTee @ 22/1/2023, 00:47) 
    What happened to her and Don being amazing co-parents? You can be both a co-parent and a single parent.

    I suppose Don screwed up the amazing co-parenting relationship by getting remarried and making it clear to Jenny girl that he is truly Gonald and the mere thought of her being out of his league is the past comment he is most embarrassed about.

    Also Jen, since you’re reading here….just a couple of reminders for you. :goodbye_smiley_emoticon:

    1. You’re NOT a single parent
    2. You’re NOT small
     
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