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    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 1/27/2023, 04:14 PM) 
    QUOTE (Narcissism101 @ 27/1/2023, 15:22) 
    Perfect examples of a someone who's essentially a child pretending to be an adult. When you get right down to it, as pretentious as Jen pretends to be, she knows nothing of the finer things in life. She tries to be "fancy" but her choices and taste in things are rather pedestrian.

    She'd put out plastic tablecloths. Serve hummus in the store container, with chips on a melamine bright coloured platter. If there was many little kids around, maybe. But this was a 4 pm "party" at the retirement home. Tables can be wiped and tablecloths can be laundered, either by yourself or send to the cleaners. She was so 99% in so many ways.

    Jen has a long history of labeling herself and then executing horribly...

    - Called herself organized but was really just a hoarder who shoved stuff in bins.
    - Called herself a housewife but was really just a lazy recluse who liked to shop.
    - Called herself an animal lover but ignores her dog's needs.
    - Called herself plant-based and now eats ALL the things.
    - Called herself a content creator but hardly produces good content.
    - Called herself a single mother yet gets support from her ex.
    - Called herself an art lover yet has no art in her home.

    I could go on and on and on and on.
     
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    And on the eve of her 40th
    Don’s dollars gave to Jin…

    12 pints of ice cream
    11 rides to nowhere
    10 Mickey ears
    9 bouts of tears
    8 crap filled bins
    7 Star Wars planners
    6 murder cabins
    5 rusty bathtubs
    4 bespoke mugs
    3 pointless cruises
    2 kids who hate her
    and a Tens in a hot bikiniiiiii.
     
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    Jen's entire existence is that scene in Never Been Kissed where Drew gets on the Ferris Wheel by herself and the guy calls out, "Lonely rider in bucket five!" Jen will always be a lonely rider in bucket five.
     
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    Bikini photo aside, I am glad that CC has a healthy body influencer in her life to offset the damage that her egg donor would inflict. If left only with Jen’s influence, CC would have body image issues her entire life.
     
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    Jen can wog hundreds of miles and climb mountains over and over, but one bikini pic of Tens is what would motivate me to work out and eat healthy. ^U^ No wonder Tens seems to have a glow-up effect on people around her!
     
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    QUOTE (D**'sGlowUp @ 1/27/2023, 10:38 AM) 
    And on the eve of her 40th
    Don’s dollars gave to Jin…

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    and a Tens in a hot bikiniiiiii.

    omg the bikini icon
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    I hope Jen is able to see the bikini pic so she can have the day she deserves.
     
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    QUOTE (ExuberantChaos @ 1/27/2023, 04:48 PM) 
    Jen can wog hundreds of miles and climb mountains over and over, but one bikini pic of Tens is what would motivate me to work out and eat healthy. ^U^ No wonder Tens seems to have a glow-up effect on people around her!

    I hope this doesn't sound conceited, but I have always been told I am attractive and I do know that I am not a dog. :lol: I have always been attracted to funny guys and not the hot guys. For instance, I love Kevin James. My husband used to describe himelf as short and fat, but he is hilarious and the sweetest. When we got married, he had a total glow up and said it was because he felt like he should look like he was in my league. I am SURE that is what happened with Don, and hey, there is nothing wrong with a little self-improvement if it improves one's confidence.
     
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    Bring on the gluttony!
     
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    Good grief. It's 49 damn minutes.

    And here I thought she was gonna limit her shit. I should have known better.
     
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    At this point, she should really just move to Orlando. The kids can fly in for visitation. It would make no difference in experience for them :dunno:
     
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    Tens is hot, and makes an effort to be hot. You don't look like that in your mid 30s after 3 kids without trying. She eats healthily, works out and puts effort into her appearance. I bet she spends less time exercising than Jen does, but also doesn't have a sugar addiction.

    I learnt this about my own body a few years ago (Jen and I are a similar age). Sugar is not your friend. A squidgy figure, even if you feel like you don't eat too much, is down to sugar intake.
     
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    QUOTE (D**'sGlowUp @ 27/1/2023, 16:38) 
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    And on the eve of her 40th
    Don’s dollars gave to Jin…

    12 pints of ice cream
    11 rides to nowhere
    10 Mickey ears
    9 bouts of tears
    8 crap filled bins
    7 Star Wars planners
    6 murder cabins
    5 rusty bathtubs
    4 bespoke mugs
    3 pointless cruises
    2 kids who hate her
    and a Tens in a hot bikiniiiiii.

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    QUOTE (Ican’twiththelikesofher @ 1/27/2023, 08:10 AM) 
    I can’t. Now we have Doug meet Doug so now there’s Jasper and Doug. Jen must be into multiple plush partners?
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    I love these pics. I am going to grab a hot beverage of choice and a snack and get ready for the tea to be brewed!

    Jin out here with not just one plushy BF, but two....she is for sure in her WILD mode! what a total NUT
     
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    is this moron not capable of doing one video without stupid mouse ears? and why are all the ones she wears so ugly? omg she is punchable
     
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