HerLifeIsADisaster(WhoTheFIsJasper?)LikeJen Pt. 390

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    Are the white flecks on her Disney sweatshirt lint or dandruff?

    I can’t with her “stinking cute”, “of choice”, “bits & bobs”& repeating “owners” locker over & over !!!!

    Edited by Taxidermied Winnie - 2/15/2023, 08:40 PM
     
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    Jennifer can't pwacess sugar anymore all of a sudden! It's so icky now!

    What a lying idiot. No one is buying that she's not binging on 800g of sugar daily. :rolleyes:

    What an absolute lunatic. And of course she runs to do another workout to "fix" it. Still trying to be skinny and fit like Mrs Ross.
     
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    oh gurl, you so crazy 😜 🙃

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    Like I couldn’t tell half a millisecond in what you were going to do. So punchable
     
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    Here's what I would do if I was Jen and had an abundance of free time and money: Figure out macros and how to eat properly to both fuel my body for exercise AND show off gains I made instead of hiding them under a layer of fat, maybe get healthy meal delivery to make it easy. I'd get my hair, nails, brows, etc. done regularly. Throw in some Botox. Get a classy wardrobe instead of endless Disney and Peloton gear. Decorate my home, plan fun things to do with my kids in the limited time I have them.

    She could be killing this divorce but instead she's turned into a sad slob.
     
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    I’m sure this has been mentioned but since I’m delayed today: I can’t stop laughing that she, six-hairs McGee, is dressing as Rapunzel. 😂

    I love that she’s doing Tiana, though. Because we all know that the Disney character she REALLY resembles is also from Princess and the Frog:
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    Her sugar days are behind her? She literally has not gone a single day without it. She's like a heroin addict saying their heroin days are behind them 20 minutes after shooting up. Make it make sense!
     
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    It’s okay, she won’t eat sugary brownies like she doesn’t eat meat. It’s fine. And don’t @ her about the honey-tea, bc that’s honey not sugar and therefore doesn’t count.
     
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    Her body isn’t able to process sugar anymore but that doesn’t mean Robo Jen is going to skip Gideon’s on her next Disney trip :10:
     
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    If she was an actual crafter, she would be crafting her own Mickey ears with the kids.
     
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    QUOTE (NorthShoreExchange @ 2/15/2023, 02:02 PM)
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    The new phase of Jen Doesn’t Eat Sugar has apparently begun 🤣

    Don’t worry, the cliffhanger on the next slide was just more peloton.

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    Not only are her feet horrifying, seeing them in socks with the toes separated makes them even worse. :scared-smiley-emoticon: What's the purpose of wearing socks like that?
     
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    Ask me how I know she has nothing and no one in her life. Taking Mickey ears for a “test run” on a treadmill. Come on now. What a lonely sad person.
     
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    Her shopping is out of control. It's ridiculous that she spends so much money on crap. Can't she wear the same too tight costume twice? Will the costume police kick her out of the race?
     
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    I just caught up on the Monday rant and she is sending big smoochies. wtf then she takes it back and offers internet hugs. she is a freak
     
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    QUOTE (ifyourenotfamiliar @ 2/15/2023, 01:41 PM) 
    Ms. I accept my body still can't/won't wear her bikini tops? Sounds like she doesn't accept her body.

    She kept saying how she's a curvy girl and didn't think she was "allowed" to wear things that showed curves. Personally I think she's begging her viewers to comment things like "if you got it, rock it girl, you look amazing." Because I think seeing someone else in a bikini really set her off and she wants to hear people lie tell her she's hot, too.
     
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    I'm starting to think maybe it's a good idea that she travels to murder shacks on occasion. if she were home all the time this is the content we would get. Mickey ears on a treadmill while she stares at herself in a mirror :confused-smiley-emoticon-1:
     
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