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    QUOTE (User Name of Choice @ 3/6/2023, 01:03 PM) 
    Leg pop for thigh gap: A tutorial by Jennifer Ross

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    Can one of our talented and beautiful Bakers edit this photo to say" "Brought to you by peanut butter legs"? Pretty, pretty please??? :saying-a-prayer-smiley-emoticon :saying-a-prayer-smiley-emoticon

    Peanut butter legs would be a great username because peanut butter is thick and lumpy like...
     
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    Why does she need a 17-minute update? UGH!
    "I was just talking to somebody about blah blah blah."Who would she talk to? Her mom? I doubt her mom would care to hear about her races.

    Edited by RikkiJones - 3/6/2023, 03:27 PM
     
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    Why announce you can't process sugar then double down showing more sweet treats than I've had all year? Her underarm flab cannot be contained and her bottom half is expanding in width with every new picture.
     
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    QUOTE (BeautifulLittleBonBon @ 6/3/2023, 19:20) 
    QUOTE (ZenJen @ 3/6/2023, 07:19 PM) 
    Her “therapist”??

    One of her stuffed animals most likely.
     
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    As soon as I saw the proclamation of not using exercise as punishment, I knew she was addressing us once again. For someone who has no fucks to give, she sure has been giving a lot of fucks. She even uses our words verbatim! Jen is rivaling Paula as our biggest fan, how embarrassing for her 😏
     
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    Jin Bunion Boyles: I'm not qualified to give health and fitness advice

    Also Jin Bunion Boyles: This is my health and fitness advice

    J.B.B., you are right, you are not qualified to give any advice unless it is how to destroy your life in five easy steps. You have an ED, your mental health is in the garbage next to your children's plates, and your workout load to body fat is not adding up.
     
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    Well, Jen's worked me out so hard I tested positive for covid again. (Confirmed with TWO! home tests) I'm going to have to sell my Bruce Springsteen ticket for this week....You know, the responsible thing to do when one has covid, Jen.
     
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    QUOTE (Don'sDollars @ 6/3/2023, 22:50) 
    Well, Jen's worked me out so hard I tested positive for covid again. (Confirmed with TWO! home tests) I'm going to have to sell my Bruce Springsteen ticket for this week....You know, the responsible thing to do when one has covid, Jen.

    That is bad news. Unless it is good news, like Chinny.

    I hope you can recover your ticket costs.

    Feel better soon.
     
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    QUOTE (TheHairyChild @ 6/3/2023, 16:38) 
    It wouldn’t surprise me if she doesn’t even let them in her bedroom.

    She’s probably afraid of what Charlotte could snatch from her bedside table and bring in for show and tell!
     
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    QUOTE (Don'sDollars @ 3/6/2023, 03:50 PM) 
    Well, Jen's worked me out so hard I tested positive for covid again. (Confirmed with TWO! home tests) I'm going to have to sell my Bruce Springsteen ticket for this week....You know, the responsible thing to do when one has covid, Jen.

    Aw, man! That's terrible! I hope you can get some decent D** dollars for those tickets. Hopefully this time around the vid won't be too hard on you.
     
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    QUOTE (Nefarious DisneyPrincess @ 3/6/2023, 10:26 PM) 
    Why announce you can't process sugar then double down showing more sweet treats than I've had all year? Her underarm flab cannot be contained and her bottom half is expanding in width with every new picture.

    The same woman cried about how she couldn't eat animal products ever again after seeing their abuse and then turned around and started eating Babe and Wilbur again.
     
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    QUOTE (BeautifulLittleBonBon @ 6/3/2023, 19:10) 
    QUOTE (I love me some me @ 3/6/2023, 05:25 PM) 
    OMG, now she wants to add another tier to patreon. She’s so greedy.

    Next income channel of choice? Only Fans.

    It's been suggested by a Patron :snickering:

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    :crying: not gonna happen
    QUOTE (WhiteChristmasIsMyFavoriteMovie @ 6/3/2023, 19:13) 
    For the higher tier she could offer up some juicy gossip about her divorce and actually talk about how her ex is now remarried and discuss how it makes her feel and if she’s ever been invited to events such as their wedding and Mother’s Day brunch!!! That would be a huge topic of interest!!!
     
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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 3/6/2023, 04:32 PM) 
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    If you have to hike your leg up like you’re drip drying from a pee in the woods-you don’t have a thigh gap!
     
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