Goals with Laken, Part 8: Girl Bossing, Grifting, and Gestating

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    QUOTE (AmateurResearcher @ 25/8/2023, 23:18) 
    I can’t see her getting anything December daily done. She has no clue what it means to be recovering from childbirth and have a newborn. Lol. This is going to be a shitshow - poor kid

    Plus she's planning on doing vlogmas. :shaking_head_smiley_emoticon:
     
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    Gotta make money by pimping out the newborn 😒

    I have a strong suspicion she's going to pivot hard into lifestyle/mom content.
     
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    QUOTE (ThanksIHateIt @ 8/26/2023, 01:05 PM) 
    Gotta make money by pimping out the newborn 😒

    I have a strong suspicion she's going to pivot hard into lifestyle/mom content.

    Handing your baby off to your mom or just ignoring it to film reels isn't mom content. It's neglect and I'm sure we're going to see a lot of it soon.
     
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    I'm sure her mom is super excited for her first grandchild and just in a state of euphoria about it now, but I wonder if she'll quickly realize that she's doing 50%+ of the child rearing and push back eventually. It's unsurprising since Laken is queen grifter that she probably expects to never have to pay for child care. I know that it takes a village and it's so wonderful to have family support but Laken just seems like she's going to take complete advantage and just expect everyone to step up on her schedule.
     
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    Had to cancel the Live yesterday, then posted a video to sell the "planner" she created
     
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    I absolutely cannot wait to see this baby. Honestly a genetic nightmare waiting to be born. I feel bad for her already. The odds are friggin’ bleak.
     
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    QUOTE (ungodlymugcollection @ 31/8/2023, 20:31) 
    I absolutely cannot wait to see this baby. Honestly a genetic nightmare waiting to be born. I feel bad for her already. The odds are friggin’ bleak.

    I’ve also heard when two uglies make a baby, it turns out cute. So maybe there’s hope if it’s true! 😁🤓
     
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    QUOTE (blondeambition @ 28/8/2023, 19:13) 
    I'm sure her mom is super excited for her first grandchild and just in a state of euphoria about it now, but I wonder if she'll quickly realize that she's doing 50%+ of the child rearing and push back eventually. It's unsurprising since Laken is queen grifter that she probably expects to never have to pay for child care. I know that it takes a village and it's so wonderful to have family support but Laken just seems like she's going to take complete advantage and just expect everyone to step up on her schedule.

    I predict Lakens mom will quickly get over the childcare. My sister in law’s parents were all about babysitting 7 days a week and then the kid came and they realized that it’s completely exhausting at their age. I don’t Lakens mom will want to give up all of her current freedom all the time to be at Lakens beck and call
     
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    Which will be a beautiful wake up call for our beloved Laken!
     
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    Baby was born 3 weeks early and she even looks a little cute. She looks awful chunky, though, for a newborn.

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    She’s cute. Not a huge fan of the name.

    Thanks for posting!
     
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    QUOTE (User Name of Choice @ 3/9/2023, 20:01) 
    She’s cute. Not a huge fan of the name.

    Thanks for posting!

    At least they changed Lola to Lyla.
     
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    The name is cute. Can’t get over the Laken “S” on the wooden sign.
     
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    She's cute. I don't hate the name either. I can't believe she waited 2 whole days to get likes from her baby😂

    Welcome to the world LJ. Can't wait for you to rock Laken's world like only us Virgos can 😂😂
     
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    Those gums! Dear god! 🤮🤮🤮.

    I am happy for them though! She is a cutie!
     
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