Marnie turned fifty, Stumpy stayed thrifty Pt. 173

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    QUOTE (Im here for the snarking @ 5/21/2023, 11:37 PM) 
    I really don’t follow Manks anymore so I typically don’t past ok this forum but I do have a question. I’ve read multiple comments over the years about the Goldbergs ordering water at restaurants. My husband and I are considered wealthy and we typically just have water at restaurants too. To us, it just doesn’t make sense to pay $15+ for a cocktail that we can have at home. Even beer has gotten expensive. Waitstaff have never seemed to mind and I’ve never thought of it as being cheap. We just don’t want to spend our money on drinks. Is this really out of the ordinary?

    Manks & Stumpy did a video once about budgeting and money. He was talking about going out to eat with the family. He said when the waiter would come around to get appetizer or drink orders, he would not order appetizers and would order water for everyone "setting the tone" to let the wait staff know that they wouldn't be buying drinks, appetizers and desserts. That was his actual statement, he was "setting the tone". We have just run with it!
     
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    Humor???? Mean humor maybe.

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    The joke was the silicon cover looked like a condom. Ugh is she a ten year old boy? #notfunny
     
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    QUOTE (reddrobbin @ 5/22/2023, 07:59 AM) 
    The joke was the silicon cover looked like a condom. Ugh is she a ten year old boy? #notfunny

    #desperateforclicks
     
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    QUOTE (Gonorrhea in Boat Shoes @ 22/5/2023, 18:12) 

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    QUOTE (Gonorrhea in Boat Shoes @ 22/5/2023, 11:12) 
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    OMG, gross :sick:
     
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    Thanks for the context, Yetta. Makes sense now.
     
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    Accommodates a lot of sizes? I'm sure it's too large for Stumpy's banana! :yucky:
     
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    Mrs Roper is in it to win it in the Ugly Dresses Category. She IS wearing a size small in this TTS muumuu with a tie waist from Walmart.

    Yes, folks she buys her dresses where she buys he dog food! #baller

    She recomends wearing these muumuu to any summer occasions that may come up -- like shuffleboard at the lanai, bingo at the social hall and maybe a 5:00pm dinner at the main dining room with Mr. Roper. All these events are happening at the Goldberg Home for the Elderly.

    One last request, Mrs Roper, can you please never, ever show us the top of your head. It's very skunk like. It totally suits your rabid personality, though.




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    I would be mortified if my hair color looked like that. Her hairdresser better wish that Marnie never mention her name.
     
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    “One last request, Mrs Roper, can you please never, ever show us the top of your head. It's very skunk like. It totally suits your rabid personality, though.”

    I’m quite sure skunks have much more pleasant personalities than Skanky-McSkank does! :shaking_head_smiley_emoticon:
     
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    QUOTE (Gnocchiknees @ 5/23/2023, 05:48 PM) 
    “One last request, Mrs Roper, can you please never, ever show us the top of your head. It's very skunk like. It totally suits your rabid personality, though.”

    I’m quite sure skunks have much more pleasant personalities than Skanky-McSkank does! :shaking_head_smiley_emoticon:

    you are correct. :P
     
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    Marnie..the queen of the Walmart sponsorships.

    Amazing how low one has to go when their husband refuses to work. I bet she would have never married Stumpy is she knew on her wedding day that he was going to retire while her kids were still in school and she was going to be supporting the family by starting a third rate home shopping channel and partnering with anyone that will offer her a paycheck. She was hoping to be the wife of a successful lawyer and was envisioning a life of leisure with luxury travel, a beautiful home and wildly successful children. She was going to be the extra small, hot blond in his passenger seat. Instead, she is the wife of a greasy unemployed loser. She has to make amateurish videos in order to sell cheap clothing. They travel to two places, all by rented car. Her house is dated and dilapidated. Her kids are below average. And she is a matronly, zebra stripped brunette in the passenger seat of a leased middle-aged crisis car who has lost the ability to drive herself anywhere.
     
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    her life is so sad. totally not aspirational. working hard for pennies at age 50. :(
     
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