HuggingHerVanCauseSheAintGotAManLikeJen Pt. 397

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    QUOTE (Yetta @ 11/4/2023, 05:05) 
    They both look bored and dejected! LOL

    That's because time with mommy is shitty and boring, but time with daddy and Tens and their step siblings is fun.

    She posted these because she must still get messages asking 'where are your kids? it's Easter ffs!' but then ironically she ends up coming off worse when she posts pictures of what she actually got them. Remember how much effort Jen used to put into everything before she had kids? Her guest room setup, for example? And now she has two kids that would actually appreciate the OrganizedLikeJen-style effort she can barely be bothered to throw together some baskets for them? Why do they need money?! Those kids want for nothing when they're with dad. If the kids don't eat the previous candy, why not get them different candy that they actually like? Or do they never get around to eating it because they're barely at her house these days?
     
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    You can feel CC side eye!
    Am I crazy or has she told the story of how her parents flushed down the toilet her goldfish? Well, her parenting is even worse than Jill and Gravy's.
     
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    she cares about herself that's all even the dying dog got the short end of the stick.

    I hope for the kids sake they can get away from the master manipulator asap

    she is a horrible human
     
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    QUOTE (Gene Is Sis Concert @ 11/4/2023, 06:57) 
    QUOTE (Idiot savant @ 11/4/2023, 06:25) 
    The less relevant Jen name will always crack me up. It was sheer genius

    My proudest bakery moment was coming up with that. Where’s that gif of Jen smugly patting herself on the back when you need it? Lol

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    We did Easter with a lot of teens in attendance and my 5 y/o was the only little guy. The hosts did an egg hunt with the “golden eggs” being a few $5 bills or the grand prize $10 wawa gift card. My 5 y/o LOVES wawa and got the grand prize to the chagrin of all the teens. He still asked me the entire drive home why there wasn’t any candy in his big prize egg. Kids that age thinking money is an upgrade?? Particularly kids who likely want for nothing in terms of finances? Sure Jan.

    If you didn’t want to do candy you could have hidden little Lego figurines in eggs around the house since Lego is currently their “favorite” thing.
     
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    I'm feeling nostalgic and in search of her last Christmas video when Don was done. Anyone have that somewhere?
     
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    Maybe the kids don’t eat the candy because they know where Mommy’s candy comes from - the freezer stash from last year or the powder room. :sick:
     
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    QUOTE (SweetSouthernComfort @ 11/4/2023, 12:58) 
    I'm feeling nostalgic and in search of her last Christmas video when Don was done. Anyone have that somewhere?

    The death stare? Here you go: https://imgur.io/a/Z8DscxF
     
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    QUOTE (ExuberantChaos @ 4/11/2023, 01:10 PM) 
    Maybe the kids don’t eat the candy because they know where Mommy’s candy comes from - the freezer stash from last year or the powder room. :sick:

    The powder room candy is one of the most WTF things Jen has done. And there have been so so many. I still can’t get over how utterly disgusting that is!
     
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    Charlotte’s face 😶
    It’s embarrassing for Jen that she can’t read this.

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    Jen doesn’t care about anything besides the performance. She only did Easter because everyone else with kids will be posting pics, heaven forbid Jen not conform. So much for “wild”.

    One of these days Charlotte’s going to refuse to play along and Mommy Dearest will explode.
     
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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 4/11/2023, 02:08 PM) 
    QUOTE (SweetSouthernComfort @ 11/4/2023, 12:58) 
    I'm feeling nostalgic and in search of her last Christmas video when Don was done. Anyone have that somewhere?

    The death stare? Here you go: https://imgur.io/a/Z8DscxF

    Thank you
     
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    i find it weird she calls things her kids like 'fan favourites'
     
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    She doesn’t leave the house with the kids except to take them to school or the park, but sure Jen, give them cash when they go nowhere to spend it.
     
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    Would love a pic of Tens & Co with all 5 perfect baskets full of Easter goodies!
     
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