NotDairyFree,WasAllergicToTheD Pt. 399

Which one of you Beetlejuiced the ra-ta-too-ee?!

This is a millionaire who has been to Italy, London, Hawaii, all the places, and she walks around a contrived theme park mall and calls it picturesque.

The constant use of the word we. You are ALONE. Nobody’s “hanging out” with you.

The insistence on buying SOMETHING at the Crowned Athletics thing. She just wanted to spend money.

The whole “but it’s fine” has totally become a tic. That combined with having to talk through minutiae like, “the food was good, but it had been sitting awhile, and then I went and sat on the beach, and there’s a whole complex,” and on and on, and then saying later that going to the pool/beach was part of her GROWTH because it was “trying something new”, this is why you have no friends and no boyfriend Jen. You’rea bizarre person who does major mental gymnastics to justify run of the mill activities and then you think that it’s at all meaningful or important.

Remember when the split was still relatively fresh and Jen insisted that she wasn’t ever a big shopper, and her voice changed? Three years later and the higher pitched voice is back and she is spending GOBS of money left and right again.