DisneyBoundBecauseD**sNotAroundAndIWontExpoundOnTheNewWifeHeFound Pt. 401

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    Sugar Coma
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    That glider is hideous. She wastes thousands every month. Buy some furniture that isn't ugly! All of those shorts look like men's swimming trunks. The first outfit would only be suitable for washing your car. I cannot believe she pays to look like that.
     
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    Holy shit are those shorts TOO SMALL :mfr_omg:
     
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    a child size fanny pack that she might let the kids borrow hahah

    in a few years of course
     
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    Why do none of these clothes look new? They look like she dug them up from the bottom of the rag pile instead of being recently bought.

    Also, is this the first time trying them on (haven't seen the video yet)? Nothing fits. If I were editing this video and watching myself back, I'd be questioning my decisions.
     
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    I hate the feeling of too tight shorts. Her nether regions must be crying for air.
     
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    I just googled “would a 34C fit into an XS” and google responded “absofuckinglutely NOT! Not even in a bikini top and it definitely wouldn’t still be roomy” :snickering:
     
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    She knows best guys....gaaawwwwwd *nostril flare*

    Jen - just get an ounce - a teeny, tiny (unlike you) ounce of self-awareness.
     
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    where have we seen this outfit before
    Screenshot-4271

    oh yes, it was last year when she was SWFing Eva
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    I couldn't find the full pic but this was last year when she took her RIG out for it's maiden voyage
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    and these were the shorts when she was being a weirdo at Dave Mathhews
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    it's truly creepy how much she copies people. it's one thing to get inspiration here and there but she is copying someone when it comes to *everything*
     
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    Men would love to date you.

     
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    I wonder how much Disney crap she will keep in her rumpus car. Or is spring/summer Eva whoever season so that requires a different wardrobe? I think it is so weird she doesn’t even wear her ugly Run Disney crap to workout in. If she’s on her Peloton she has to wear Peloton gear.
     
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    Her perception of what looks good is so odd. I don't care for Lily Pulitzer patterns, but that dress is SO much more flattering on her than the rumpus black dress! Does she really not see the difference and how much better the patterned dress is??

    Sometimes I think she is just f*****g with us.
     
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    It’s just like how she won’t shop at Target with bags from Whole Foods. Peloton gear must be worn while Pelotoning. Otherwise she would blow a circuit.
     
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    Is she actively trying to repel men because it’s working. She has the WORST taste for someone with the money she has.
     
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    Why does someone who works out like a maniac need her clothes to be forgiving?
     
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