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.Did that liar tell on herself again? I thought her cruel parents would go on holidays by themselves and leave poor Jen with granny. I guess that’s not quite true then if daddy signed you up for airline miles when you were 4, Jen.
Just another example of how she lies and bends the truth to make others look bad and make herself look like the victim.
Oh, but imagine staying with Grandma Betty. Remember the "episode" when G.B. was packing her condo- it was so sweet, Like Another World, Unlike Jen.. -
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Did she order multiple margarita flights? She seems tipsy after that, for the rest of the video. She's practically passing out by the bed monologue at the end. . -
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what is the rule about filming on rides at Disney? you can't do that at Cedar Point. they'll kick you right out in some cases. granted she was on a ride meant for children ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ . -
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.Turns out that Glennon Doyle isn’t happy? Well knock me over with a feather.
Did this come out somewhere… I stopped following her a long time ago …. -
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solo park day. girl, everything you do is solo.
most of my travel also revolves around food, so i won't fault her for that. i have a fave restaurant in nyc that only opens up reservations a month in advance and they go quick, so i have an alarm set for the moment reservations open.
i'll fault her for thinking a cobb salad of all things is exciting enough to have to remember to try it though.. -
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Slinky Dog is all ages, sometimes the entire train is only adults . You can film almost everything, I think there are only a couple where they announce no videos.
Hey Chinny, it is Trolly CAR, not cart. Most people call it Starbucks anyway. And I go to the parks at least once a week when the weather is in the 90s, when it is cooler, I got 2-3 times. Alone, I have never called it solo, I have never taken myself, I just go. You are far from being the only person by yourself in the parks. Stop acting like you are someone so special, you are just one of the smelly, sweaty, greasy people. Look around and see how you fit in with many.. -
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all adults on this?! good lord
looks like a bunch of parents and kids on google images. of course Gene had to film the guy next to her too. unnecessary. -
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OMGGGGG it’s a vlog of her figuring out how to waste time between ride reservations. Boring. . -
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Ummm. I have planned restaurants to visit and checked out the menus with ideas of what I want to order.. but I've never written the specific meals on a list with my seating area of choice. That's... weird 😂
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Paid $99 to get photos taken with wet hair after she stumbled out of the shower. No make up, no cute outfit, just fugliness. . -
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so she has a disney cruise and a disneyland trip planned with her kids....
TAKE YOUR F*CKING KIDS SOMEWHERE ELSE
they are never going to ask to go somewhere else, because they don't know other places EXIST.
like if she comes to california and only stays in Anaheim i'm going to scream. -
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Capture your blurry moment. Totally worth the $99
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I haven’t been to Hollywood Studios since 2013, & I’m just so thankful for Jen’s latest Disney vlog, y’all!
Jen gave me such a good feel for the park & all the new rides. Her narration was wonderful, & she spoke so clearly & enunciated everything so well. All the little sidebars of interesting information & special little tidbits were amazing & so useful!
And such picturesque captures of the park - Jen is very aesthetic & has such an eye for photographic detail.
I love the sweeping camera view of the pictures in the restaurant - it really showcased the restaurant… it was Brown Derby, I think? She made her meal look so appetizing.
And I could tell by the joy in her voice that she was having a lovely, fun day, & everything was fine. She was excited. Not only did she tell us every few seconds - the sparkle in her eyes showed us too!
I mean, my goodness, she’s so adorable, & she just made me so exited for her! I’m so glad she was able to power through all her insecurities & social anxieties & have such a great “solo park” day - she even paid for the pricey “Capture Your Moments” Photopass Photographer to capture her moments. And she very helpfully let us know how much it was!
She’s overcome so much. The 35 year old Jen would never want her picture taken, but, now, the 40 year old Jen? “Take my picture please!”
I mean, wow.
I’m just so proud of her & ALL she’s accomplished. She can run-walk in Disney Races. She can go to the parks solo. She can drink margaritas. She can have her picture taken. That’s, like, a lot. She should pat herself on the back & be so proud.
All that, & she still takes time to notice the turtle, no, I mean 2 turtles!
And did y’all know that she JUST purchased an Annual Pass? And it has a lot of extra benefits. Good for her!!
Such an inspiration for single moms everywhere! And so very relatable!
And, honestly, I really felt like I was there w/ her - especially when she was on the Slinky Dog ride & NOT AT ALL like I was part of the Nicholas Cage & Pedro Pascal Meme.
#sarcasm #somuchsarcasm
Edited by SmoothiesLikeLily - 5/3/2023, 06:28 PM.