WinniesGoneToEternalGloryButHowWillHerOwnerSpinTheStoryLikeJen Pt. 405
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WinniesGoneToEternalGloryButHowWillHerOwnerSpinTheStoryLikeJen Pt. 405

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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 24/5/2023, 21:20) 
    I can't get over this--do empaths hang their toilet paper on a public grill?

    I am 110% certain now she uses the soap bars other people leave behind “so kindly” in the campground showers. And she showers in public showers without flip flops. I would put all my non-Don dollars on it.

    QUOTE (Jens George Washington Curls @ 24/5/2023, 23:23) 
    I feel like she was referring to her brother when talking about the person that knows her iPhone gps location. I think by family, she means her parents; Jen would divide it in her head like that. Unless her life coach is the person she told (does she still have that one she had? She hasn’t mentioned that in a while).
    Also, Jen really should be more worried about there being no people there rather than avoiding areas with more people around. I don’t think she’ll be as quick on the draw as she believes herself to be. Has she practiced at all? Has she taken any self-defense classes? I’m guessing not. All that exercise will matter for nothing and when you can’t get to your phone in time or your keys in time or the person follows you in a car, the only thing the gps will be good for is finding you after you’re gone. She really likes to play with fire and put herself in potential dangerous situations, and that’s as a “single mom”. 😳

    Ya like has she never watched a movie with criminals
    They’ll park you in and block your exit-facing car. Can’t reverse into the river.
     
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    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 25/5/2023, 01:19) 
    Jen is way too uptight to enjoy New Orleans.

    Having been to New Orleans there is no way I would ever go on my own.
    That place is not safe.
    I couldn't wait to get out of there.
     
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    I think she’d rather marinate in her own stew of filth than use a campground shower. I thought her hair was wet in this video, but it was so greasy it looked wet. :sick:
     
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    QUOTE (Nefarious DisneyPrincess @ 25/5/2023, 00:07) 
    Any Taskmaster fans in? This dirty Jen talk reminds me of Jenny Eclair going on about Trench Vagina 🤭.

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    I shared a hot tub with Jenny Eclair!!
    She was in theatre nearby the hotel I go to use the pool/spa/sauna and we had a good chat one afternoon!
     
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    QUOTE (Spork Meltdown @ 25/5/2023, 01:40) 
    Could the Baker keeping Jen's calendar please repost March, April & May to refresh our memories?
    She is going to try and rewrite history!

    D**'sGlowUp is the one who has been making the calendar. I have screenshots saved of them. May has not yet been updated to included "Winnie passed" announcement or the extension of this current trip, so time with chicklets on calendar is not accurate (best guess at time calendar was made)
    Thanks, D**'sGlowUp for continuing to help us keep track of the wacky Jenny timelines

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    20230524_18490720230524_185001

    Edited by CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob - 5/25/2023, 02:00 AM
     
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    QUOTE (Queen Beeeee @ 25/5/2023, 01:55) 
    QUOTE (BarefootNightmares @ 25/5/2023, 01:19) 
    Jen is way too uptight to enjoy New Orleans.

    Having been to New Orleans there is no way I would ever go on my own.
    That place is not safe.
    I couldn't wait to get out of there.

    Ok
     
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    QUOTE (Notaname @ 5/24/2023, 02:17 PM) 
    To all the Bakers that have been studying Jen:
    Y'all need a job with the government tracking down serial killers and bombers.
    I will happily provide a letter of recommendation if needed.

    When my husband was a juror on Bailey Boswell's trial for murdering Sydney Loofe, the FBI agent investigating it manually went through over 44,000 pings off of the cell phone towers to track exactly where they were at what time when they were getting rid of the dismembered body, and they had burner phones! The BIB (Bakery Investigation Bureau) really is on that level with some of the things y'all discover.
     
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 24/5/2023, 20:01) 
    should we talk about what she does when she's camping but also on her period?

    Sweet suffering baby Jesus, no.
     
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    Parks her car facing the exit, but then puts shades on all the front windows and sits inside the car?!
     
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    It looks like she’s home and back to reality.

    She’s currently on the bike and she’s also used the treadmill.
     
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    Confirmed. Caught the next activity in real time. She’s back home and will have to deal with Winnie’s death.
     
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    I was thinking the trusted person who tracks her phone is either her therapist, her brother or aunt Julie - I say Julie because for some reason I feel she can’t quit Jen lol. Tragic video as usual. Love how she calls out all the nice people she meets and talks to but we never see anyone in the distance or approaching. I can totally imagine her talking to everyone with her fake overly friendly voice.

    How can she do all that exercise and activity without showering id feel so gross. I wonder if she wears deodorant or brings a body spray, she always looks oily and ripe (barf).

    When I saw the cake box I was like oh yeah she got two slices, also hello family size lays chips!
     
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    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 5/24/2023, 11:50 PM) 
    Uses ridiculous words like "metropolis" instead of "city" but can't get a handle on "real" vs "really."

    Or. her car will eventually reach "homeostasis" :being-confused-smiley-emoticon:
     
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    lets take a moment of silence for the poor person having to sit next to sweaty heavy breathing hulk on a plane with her funky aromas
     
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    May Jen be haunted by the clacking of the clicker licker for eternity.
     
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