DumpedDumpyandLumpyLikeJen Pt. 409

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    Maybe part of why she can’t show the kids on video anymore is because of how unkempt they always are when they are with her.
     
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    The terrifying joy on her face in the yellow outfit. Yikes.
     
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    I'm a bit late to the spinach square party as usual, but my rumpus phrases of choice are,

    "leaning into"

    ..and, "I was gifted" (back in the day when she got sent useless shit to shill.)

    There are more, but I just need to go and bleach my brain to get those TWO out of it.
     
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    “Took myself to” (aka she went somewhere)

    “Right?”
     
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    You guys are cracking me up with all the pics of toys my baby is grown out of already but are still in my house 🤣

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    Mine is “automagically” which she uses for auto hotel blinds and it drives me up the wall
    I know it’s a Disney thing but Jen is such a poser.
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 17/6/2023, 23:41) 
    Did Jen put her swim leggings on for this?

    :goodbye_smiley_emoticon:
     
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    That photo has been altered.

    Her legs aren't smooth like that, they are ginormous with very obvious overworked muscles.

    Her face is all smoothed out too.
     
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    QUOTE (Queen Beeeee @ 16/6/2023, 21:54) 
    Live dangerously Jenny - add a colourful rug, a colourful chair and some of your framed children's paintings on the wall.
    Next year change the colour scheme, you can afford it.

    She won't add pics of her kids because this video is probably the first ever where she clearly confessed motherhood ruined her life. She told it in context of her losing her "flow" with her office because of demands motherhood imposed on her. This is the first time she came close to reveal what caused the divorce. It's motherhood that caused it.
     
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    I feel like she likes those giant shoes because they make her legs look a little thinner in comparison.
     
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    So brave to wear a crop top in your basement. I'm about to watch the office video. Miserable Jen is my favorite Jen. <3
     
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    I can’t stand “I can confirm.” In general with her because she is a freaking hermit (even as a solo traveler), so who would care? What is she confirming and for whom?! She is just trying to confirm to herself that she’s not an ass. So, it’s just a lie.
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 17/6/2023, 22:01) 
    She looks like a fat toddler

    Screenshot_2023-06-17_at_3

    Stump, Stumpy and Stumpier. Loving herself in her new cowhoof sneakers…
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 17/6/2023, 22:01) 
    She looks like a fat toddler

    Screenshot_2023-06-17_at_3

    There was this girl I knew in high school whose life revolved around being a competitive cheerleader. Except she was thick (before there was thicc) and could never be anything but a base, couldn’t tumble like the others, and was constantly under threat of being cut for weight.

    That’s who Jen looks like. A poser hanging on for dear life.
     
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    fat bottom girl holy shit she is fat for the amount of excess exercise she does she should be toned at least

    im always baffled by how much money she presumably has and always buys the ugliest shit
     
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    In the above pic, look closely at the rear edge of the tread, where the skirt hem touches. Interesting whit marks, where there should not be. She has either bought the outfit in the correct size, or magically shrunk her boobs down since wearing her sun dress in Chicago last week. Because she does not edit her photos at all.
     
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