NoMan&NoMannersLikeJen Pt. 415

I would love to do a poll on what speed people watch Jen's videos. I never watch less than 1.75X, and the last several I have never even made it through. Like, who can sit there for over an hour watching and hearing her drone on? There's actual good stuff I can stream for an hour?

And I mean regular Patreons and Jenions... surely they double speed her monotony?

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Posted on 11/8/2023, 03:13

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^sometimes I slow to 1.25 or normal when she is doing a mini-haul. Like those stupid gem earrings.

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Posted on 11/8/2023, 03:15

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The Bakery to Paula:

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Posted on 11/8/2023, 03:17

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QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 10/8/2023, 17:36)

QUOTE (Urbane Bronze @ 10/8/2023, 17:25)

Oh great yet ANOTHER RunDisney event. Snore.

She's gotta get that perfect runDisney season this year, since her nephew's wedding messed up her getting a perfect season last year.

Damn nephew

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Posted on 11/8/2023, 03:22

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Oh, Paula. I didn't watch even half that drivel, and I pay for the damn privilege.

I was on YouTube getting my true crime on. And if Jen isn't careful, I might end up watching a documentary about a rich, 3-haired hiker who got ambushed by an escaped convict in the woods because she forgot to bring her Garmin and didn't remove herself from the situation in time.

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Posted on 11/8/2023, 03:47

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For an unlikable menopausal blabbermouth with plenty of skeletons in her own closet, I actually appreciate a few things about the dear old cow.

1. Her extreme admiration for JBunion is beyond creepy and I like that for Gene

2. She is always hard at work advertising the Bakery and makes our presence known to all and that certainly works against chinny

3. Her inability to be remotely cunning as she attempts to take on people in the comments section is comical and JMoney having such an inept defender is hilarious

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Posted on 11/8/2023, 03:56

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I fully utiliise the speed button to 1.5 or 1.75 for Jen. I tap, tap through the driving scenes as well, her intros and any musical interludes as it's always a waste of time. Other youtubers I sometimes speed up as well depending on their voice. I slow Elysia English down as she gabbles really fast.

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Posted on 11/8/2023, 03:58

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QUOTE (Nefarious DisneyPrincess @ 11/8/2023, 04:56)

I fully utiliise the speed button to 1.5 or 1.75 for Jen. I tap, tap through the driving scenes as well, her intros and any musical interludes as it's always a waste of time. Other youtubers I sometimes speed up as well depending on their voice. I slow Elysia English down as she gabbles really fast.

I’m with you on this one. I put Jim at 1.5-1.75x depending on how much patience I have for the day, which generally has to be saved for my shit show of a job.

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Posted on 11/8/2023, 04:07

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QUOTE (BusyBunsy @ 8/11/2023, 03:48 AM)

Why does Paula always reference the bakery? Do we think Jan has seen these comments yet?

P***la is a sad troll that needs to be ignored.

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Posted on 11/8/2023, 05:25

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I also watch her at 1.5 - 1.75, but usually can’t make it more than a few minutes, so I depend on the kindness of stronger bakers who find a way to make it through her “content” and are “called to share”. The only way I can make her videos entertaining is to switch from a faster speed back to normal, which makes her drawn out yammering sound like slo-mo.

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Posted on 11/8/2023, 08:17

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QUOTE (LateKate @ 10/8/2023, 23:30)

All her followers saw the mass exodus coming while she was like an ostrich with her head in the sand. The fam played their hand well, biding their time while the divorce proceedings were going on, Suze being super sweet , the rest of the fam hanging in.
Emily did not even bother to go on the RV trip.
She was gone long before the mass exodus happened.

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I feel like there must have been a digital mass-exodus too. Like whatsapp groups. Did the Rosses make a new one and add Tens? or did they remove Jen from the old one? If its the former I'm imagining Jen sending messages in the old group and everyone ignoring her :lol:

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