YoYoYoThisIsAllDonsDoughLikeJen Pt. 421

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    QUOTE (LofticeLouboutins @ 18/9/2023, 18:59) 
    It’s only a matter of time before the kids discover that their parents are internet famous. That’s going to be a shitshow and I hope Jen, Don, and Tens are prepared for the fallout.

    Jen and Don didn’t bother telling Charlotte they were divorcing until she brought it up so here’s hoping Mommy Tens has more than two brain cells to rub together and breaks the news to the kids before one of Mommy Jen’s videos is suggested to them by YouTube.
     
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    QUOTE (PhotoshoppedlikeJenny @ 18/9/2023, 19:43) 
    Jen's financial advice should just be that you need to find a rich nerd to marry so you can be set for life, push out some kids, and get divorced so you can have lots of Don's dollars to film useless travel videos and to do this on repeat for years. You can also have an exclusive community where people pay you $5 for exclusive content like you organizing a junk drawer. It is also important to stress how you are a single mother.

    I’m going to give this one to her. Alas, it’s been an extremely effective plan.
     
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    Jenny doesn’t want our advice, but she has no problem dishing it out.

    She’s a thick girl, but still transparent as glass. If someone pisses you off, take it up with them directly. But Jenny is a fragile little thing and won’t confront anyone directly. Always scolds the internet. And bonus…it gets her sympathy from the idiots who still can’t see through her bs.
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 18/9/2023, 19:13) 
    Just save and pay off your debts, everyone! DUHHHHH!

    I haven't commented in a while because Jen is a chubby schlubby bore.

    But hearing her talk about the *importance* of having SAVINGS and paying off DEBT and her "just book the trip!" spirit ... only rich assholes sit around and say "it's just money!" The rest of us working class fools have to put a high value on money and actually prioritize where we spend it. Because we can't just get everything we ever wanted.

    Miss never (truly) worked a day in her life, and never will: kindly shut the fuck up.
     
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    QUOTE (seabassJr @ 18/9/2023, 19:59) 
    Why is she being so shady about the solo birthday cruise? She’s not shy about her excessive cruising, doing things solo, and having no friends.

    ETA: is the reason the BBI suspects it was a cruise because of a certain tote bag? I was on and offline during her her 40th.

    she's so quiet about it because travelling alone is sad enough but taking a cruise alone for a milestone birthday is even sadder.
     
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 18/9/2023, 17:29) 
    is there anything more enraging than Jennifer giving financial advice?

    Oooo she's got me fired up. Why can't a spoiled bitch just own up to that? Just literally say "Yeah I've got it good" (financially ... not in any other way, luckily lol 😉)

    I never know want to hear the word budget come out of her mouth ever again. She has never denied herself a single thing that she has wanted. Not to mention worried about paying her rent, groceries, medical bills, heat, etc.
     
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    QUOTE (seabassJr @ 18/9/2023, 19:59) 
    Why is she being so shady about the solo birthday cruise? She’s not shy about her excessive cruising, doing things solo, and having no friends.

    ETA: is the reason the BBI suspects it was a cruise because of a certain tote bag? I was on and offline during her her 40th.

    Yes! She stuffed Winnie into a bag to go walking and a DCL fan ID’d it as coming from a certain cruise.

    Then we verified that the ship in question offers a cheese cart.
     
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    Did anyone else notice the awkward pause she does in her video right after she says she made pancakes? What was that about?
     
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    Jen, the super moocher, giving financial advice is beyond the pale.

    Jenny girl, you followed the gold diggers’ guide to the letter-marry well and divorce well. STFU and stick to talking about Peloton and Disney shit.
     
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    QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 18/9/2023, 18:03) 
    OMG! "Life is a chaos lottery." I was laughing out loud so hard I almost fell off my chair. What the hell?

    I hope that she bought two tickets.
     
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    Yeah those of us working single moms - divorced and co-parenting with a normal amount of child support - do not relate to her at. all. I'd love to bitch slap that financial advice right out of her mouth.

    Take 2 seats fatty...
     
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    She is getting so unbearably obnoxious as time goes on :smashing_computer:

    Of note: On her Tetons IG post, someone commented about how isn't that where Gabby Petito was found. No response from the clueless wonder... :shaking_head_smiley_emoticon:
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 18/9/2023, 19:13) 
    Just save and pay off your debts, everyone! DUHHHHH!

    And invest :flcvoy01: the remainder!
     
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    Someone posted in the last thread that there was the Castaway Cay 5k medal on her wall. More proof of the solo Disney cruise. Although not sure why her and her kids couldn't walk it and all get the medals. Wouldn't the kids love that? Since they were still in a stroller that year I guess they couldn't do that.
     
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    QUOTE (Breakdown @ 9/18/2023, 09:25 PM) 
    She is getting so unbearably obnoxious as time goes on :smashing_computer:

    Of note: On her Tetons IG post, someone commented about how isn't that where Gabby Petito was found. No response from the clueless wonder... :shaking_head_smiley_emoticon:

    All I could think about hearing the the word "Tetons" was that poor girl.
     
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