YoYoYoThisIsAllDonsDoughLikeJen Pt. 421

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    QUOTE (Land Creature @ 25/9/2023, 00:04) 
    I think we've well-established the Jen is really dumb when it comes to bacteriology/virology and how germs spread.

    1. Powder room candy
    2. Trash plates
    3. Disney COVID super spreader
    4. Mold
    5. Her hygiene
    6. Gross bathtubs
    7. Sitting in hotel floors
    8. The cesspool that is Blue
    9. Bacteria rice
    10. Poor Winnie not being shaved for surgery
    Etc...

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    oh god, did it finally happen?

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    So she got a tattoo and is getting six more. I wonder if it was part of her solo birthday celebration.

    Edited by Aloner Like Jen - 9/25/2023, 03:16 AM
     
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    the WILD year is finally beginning!!! tattoo Jenny on the scene!!!
     
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    Please please please let this be the start of Biker Jenny.

    Please.
     
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    So… was that Jen at 90210 in the tutu? She got a tattoo and goes by Jenny now?

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    QUOTE (JourneyLikeJen @ 9/24/2023, 09:18 PM) 
    Please please please let this be the start of Biker Jenny.

    Please.

    next up: riding a motorcycle around Italy and getting revenge on those fat shaming waiters somehow...
     
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    Tattoo poll? Mountains, phoenix, stupid word, peloton logo?
     
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    I hope it's awful.

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    maybe the tattoo will somehow be about her favorite girl?

    SPOILER (click to view)
    Winnie of course. not Charlotte
     
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    QUOTE (SnotNosedJen @ 25/9/2023, 03:27) 
    Tattoo poll? Mountains, phoenix, stupid word, peloton logo?

    I vote mountain. Her stupid word changes every year, she lives in peloton clothing, I don’t really see the significance of a phoenix (she’s still facing fires every day). Maybe mountains will remind her of her heart home
     
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    It's going to be the dumbest most overdone dainty nothing. And it's going to be made out to be the biggest fucking thing to ever happen in her boring vanilla suburban mom life.

    My guess is that it's going to be a dainty black mountain outline with a hidden Mickey or a shitquote in someplace she can easily hide. Inner forearm probably.

    Come back to brag when you book that full sleeve or full back tat Gene. Watching her document her midlife crisis is so embarrassing. She wants to be cool so desperately.
     
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    Winnie
     
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    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 9/24/2023, 08:21 PM) 
    So… was that Jen at 90210 in the tutu? She got a tattoo and goes by Jenny now?

    :crying:

    No, that was from a previous event.
     
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    I’ve been gone for a year (raising my first baby and now newly pregnant again with #2!) but HAD to come back in anticipation for badgirl biker jenny 😎🆒🏍️💪
     
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