DeepShitFromADipshitLikeJen Pt. 425

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    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 10/21/2023, 05:13 PM) 
    Can anyone translate wtf she's saying she's got a slight tear on? I know she has to be mispronouncing it.

    Wear and tear and overuse (duh) and a slight tear where her _______ attaches to her hip.

    Every time I try to google what I think she's saying, a labral tear pops up in the search results.

    Never mind. I figured it out. She has a minor tear in her psoas muscle. This generally requires PT if I remember correctly from my medical coding studies. Shot in the ass with luck once again.

    Edit: You're right Breakdown. At least she spent a shit ton of money for basically nothing.

    Edited by Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol - 10/21/2023, 05:38 PM
     
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    Did anyone else hear farts at 26:10?!
     
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    MRIs are expensive. I need to order another speshul chocklotte event calinder, it will allow me grace and taste.

    She is such a frigging bitch.
     
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    QUOTE (Ronald Moss @ 10/21/2023, 05:38 PM) 
    Did anyone else hear farts at 26:10?!

    I was wondering if she was having a little gas, there.

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    QUOTE (DonsiPad @ 22/10/2023, 00:08) 
    I love that Jen had to drop Donny off at Tens and Don’s, and probably came in contact with Tens while Jen looked like a sweaty pig in a Disney shirt. Hahahahah.

    I thought this said sweaty pig in Disney shit :crying:
     
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    This sugar pig is the embodiment of greed. How are you going to buy yourself $300 chocolates and endless caramel apples yet not think to buy the Circumstances even one caramel apple apiece? Let me guess, they don’t like them, right? That’s always her “go to” excuse when she doesn’t want to buy them something or take them somewhere. Maybe they’re just afraid of caramel apples, that must be it

    Wait. Are you trying to say that buying a $300 advent calendar for yourself isn't normal???
     
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    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 10/21/2023, 05:46 PM) 
    QUOTE (DonsiPad @ 22/10/2023, 00:08) 
    I love that Jen had to drop Donny off at Tens and Don’s, and probably came in contact with Tens while Jen looked like a sweaty pig in a Disney shirt. Hahahahah.

    I thought this said sweaty pig in Disney shit :crying:

    Honestly, both are accurate. 😁
     
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    As a girl I feel like I go through significantly more toilet paper than my husband. Cos you know... I have bits that need wiping.
     
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    Twinkle Toes my bad, sorry for letting my 99%’er povo mind show :XP:

    The way this uneducated hick pronounces certain words chaps my ass so hard. It’s not “Pattery Bahrn” you bumpkin :enraged-smiley-emoticon:
     
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    It'sAF*ckingDumpsterFireWithASpareTireLikeJen
     
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    What a bizarre thing to say about how men use more toilet paper. What does she use when she poops? Does she not have one more hole than a man that needs to be wiped? I’m sorry to anyone who read this.

    It kind of reminds me of something she said in her fridge tour, which was the very first video I ever watched of hers and rewatched recently. She said something about men coming home from the grocery store with stuff that you wouldn’t even fathom putting in your mouth.
     
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    Anyone else gasp when she was eating the pear and only chewed like twice and then swallowed. Seriously how in the world has she not choked when eating. I had a co worker start to choke when she was eating a walnut. Scared the shit out of us and we jumped up to do the heimlich.
     
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    My cager often remarks on the amount of TP that I use. Unlike Jin, I’m not interested in sticking it to the patriarchy by dripping dry and stinking up the place. Sir can just take several seats.

    :hearty-laugh:
     
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    I have to close my eyes when Jenn eats. She is such a choking hazard ⚠️ Chew girl!
     
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    QUOTE (Identifying as Single Mom @ 10/21/2023, 08:50 PM) 
    The whole dining room needs to go in the trash. I can’t believe she still has the hamster bottle holder out.

    Turn on a damn light, Jennifer. Good grief!

    The only thing with any warmth is the burnished frame of the mirror. She's going to paint it black. Going for cold
     
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