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    She's such a loser, doing all of this alone with not a single soul to talk to. She finishes the races by 8am then just eats for the rest of the day. Maybe she'll got to Target to kill some time. She's got nothing to do and nowhere to be.
     
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    Jenny found her twin. Yes girl you look exactly alike!


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    QUOTE (WonderingWhatToShare @ 3/11/2023, 16:12) 
    Her fist pumping at the end of what a lot of people consider a daily stroll as if she just won the freaking Olympics is the one of the pathetic things I’ve seen.

    3 miles in 45 minutes is an almost daily stroll for me. I didn't realize until now how silly she is doing these silly fist pumps and faces as if she just broke some olympic record. She's nuts.
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 11/3/2023, 09:35 AM) 
    She's such a loser, doing all of this alone with not a single soul to talk to. She finishes the races by 8am then just eats for the rest of the day. Maybe she'll got to Target to kill some time. She's got nothing to do and nowhere to be.

    In the words of my late mother "Nowhere to go and all day to get there"
     
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    she looks like Phoebe running in friends except Phoebe was cute
     
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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 3/11/2023, 16:08) 
    I found her in the wild - 54:53
    www.youtube.com/live/xYj2C3wk4KA?si=4L4iohQlWwi6Lw8x&t=3293

    Soon after her, there's a kid yelling at his parents to hurry up so they can cross the finish line holding hands <3

    She’s trotting🤣
     
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    If I knew how to insert a gif of the grinch running I would
     
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    QUOTE (Identifying as Single Mom @ 3/11/2023, 13:20) 
    “That was so fun!” Always.

    She doesn’t stop for characters, she has to be up in the middle of the night to do this, to walk through a parking lot and part of a park, and she’s injured, in case you didn’t know.

    Yeah, sounds like fun.

    Right? You pay all that money. And just waiting for you to whine how groups of runners are ruining it. When isn’t that part of the actual fun is running/ walking with your friends. I truly believe for normal people this would be a one and done. It’s an experience. Everyone gets a participation medal.
    All the merch she bought, ridiculous.
    Like I keep saying, you spend that money… hand over fist. Asshat!
     
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    QUOTE (Livi! @ 3/11/2023, 16:33) 
    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 3/11/2023, 16:08) 
    I found her in the wild - 54:53
    www.youtube.com/live/xYj2C3wk4KA?si=4L4iohQlWwi6Lw8x&t=3293

    Soon after her, there's a kid yelling at his parents to hurry up so they can cross the finish line holding hands <3

    What is this?? She's like weirdly tip toeing or something? 😂 That's the weirdest way of running I have ever seen! omg

    I keep rewatching and laughing out loud! 🤣🤣🤣 omg As soon as she appears on the screen way far back, it's hilarious. Never seen anyone run like that!
     
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    QUOTE (Idiot savant @ 11/3/2023, 04:39 PM) 
    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 3/11/2023, 16:08) 
    I found her in the wild - 54:53
    www.youtube.com/live/xYj2C3wk4KA?si=4L4iohQlWwi6Lw8x&t=3293

    Soon after her, there's a kid yelling at his parents to hurry up so they can cross the finish line holding hands <3

    She’s trotting🤣

    That is a singularly fucked up gait. She's like on her tip toes somehow, but wogging?
     
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    Its good that she has accepted the way her body looks because if it were me, looking like this after exercising 3-4 hrs everyday, I would be a mess. Easy size 12-14 bottom! Nearing 180 pounds? Good for you, Jen! You really have come a long way and grown as a person.


    QUOTE (Ican’twiththelikesofher @ 11/3/2023, 09:12 AM) 
    She’s really gonna be pissed at us.
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    QUOTE (TWO!!! @ 11/3/2023, 04:46 PM) 
    Its good that she has accepted the way her body looks because if it were me, looking like this after exercising 3-4 hrs everyday, I would be a mess. Easy size 12-14 bottom! Nearing 180 pounds? Good for you, Jen! You really have come a long way and grown as a person.


    QUOTE (Ican’twiththelikesofher @ 11/3/2023, 09:12 AM) 
    She’s really gonna be pissed at us.
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    To be fair, she has literally grown.
     
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    Millions of women have babies and look just as good as before. She needs to stop using that as a crutch.
     
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    QUOTE (Idiot savant @ 11/3/2023, 04:51 PM) 
    Millions of women have babies and look just as good as before. She needs to stop using that as a crutch.

    I don't look "as good as before." I also don't give a fuck. I have two awesome kids (one I'm about to get to meet) out of the deal.
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 11/3/2023, 11:35 AM) 
    She's such a loser, doing all of this alone with not a single soul to talk to. She finishes the races by 8am then just eats for the rest of the day. Maybe she'll got to Target to kill some time. She's got nothing to do and nowhere to be.

    Hey - WE go to Target to kill some time.

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