BeingConfidentIsn'tWrongUnlessYou'reOnTheInternetInAWoolThongLikeJen Pt. 434

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    "Then we'll go to the store and see what time we have left before we pick up the kiddos and to squeeze in the 18 million other things on my to do list but you know. PRIORITIES. Work out. Take care of yourself. Have food."

    I guess the kids aren't priorities. Also she was on the bike for an hour and forty minutes. Surely she could have done something more productive in that time.

    Diving back in.
     
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    QUOTE (UtahFootBath @ 12/7/2023, 03:25 PM) 
    Not having any social interactions is messing with her sense of decency. Yesterday was the shitting in the woods video. Today a thong photo. I wouldn't be surprised if she eventually posts a full frontal nude picture.

    Taco Tuesday takes on a horrifying new meaning
     
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    :cant-believe-my-eyes-smiley-emo :20130930101758-5e972761:
    I never had "Jenbo in her wooly thong whilst I eat my muesli" on my batshit crazy scorecard. Maybe this is her idea of a batshit advent? What is next to come!

    Disdain for family at Thanksgiving
    $900 Advent calendars
    A shitty toilet scene
    Jenbot in a wooly thong

    She's the gift that keeps giving!
     
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    God forbid Mommy's advent calendars don't take up the whole dining room buffet. The kids can keep theirs on the floor.
     
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    OMG! The kids have 4 advent calendars each???? She always goes overboard with trying to make her kids happy. Spend money on them. That's how you get their love.
     
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    The last couple of minutes were just plain SAD. She thinks she has real connections with "real people" (her patreons) that "soothes" her.
    She's not fishing for sympathy! :m1273:
     
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    And Winnie's bed is still in the doorway. Ugh! I think she's hoping the kids will say they want a new dog.
     
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    Tooth loosings, army crawling, holiday mug hunts, witch cackles and fat gains. 'Tis the season to be Jenny!

    (I'm 5 minutes in and already over it.)
     
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    I know Jen is up to some serious fuckery when I come to this forum and I’m suddenly pages behind.

    Out of all the things we’ve talked about on the bakery, it’s THIS that bothers her the most. She doesn’t care if we point out what a shitty excuse for a mom she is or how she’s terrible for the way she speaks publicly about her family of origin. Nothing bothers her as much as us calling her fat. This is what keeps her up at night. Let that sink in.

    Also, Jennifer, you owe all of us Don Dollars for eye surgery after subjecting us to that foul IG story of you in your underwear. Stop reading here you freak!

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    Why would Jenbob care about us calling her a shitty mother? That’s not something she worries about. Her weight?! That’s a dang line you cannot cross though! She cares about that
     
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    Ok, she's going to cook a bunch of chicken and eat on it all week. She obviously doesn't know that chicken only keeps 3 days in the fridge.
    Everything that happens to her is because she's now 40. PUHLEEZ!
    Go ahead and buy in excess just so your fridge looks nice. Even though she says she doesn't drink that fizzy water that much.
    Girl no one sends you Xmas cards because all of those people were Don's friends, not yours.
     
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    QUOTE (Gene Is Sis Concert @ 12/7/2023, 03:45 PM) 
    I know Jen is up to some serious fuckery when I come to this forum and I’m suddenly pages behind.

    Out of all the things we’ve talked about on the bakery, it’s THIS that bothers her the most. She doesn’t care if we point out what a shitty excuse for a mom she is or how she’s terrible for the way she speaks publicly about her family of origin. Nothing bothers her as much as us calling her fat. This is what keeps her up at night. Let that sink in.

    Also, Jennifer, you owe all of us Don Dollars for eye surgery after subjecting us to that foul IG story of you in your underwear. Stop reading here you freak!

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    Lol, right? She doesn't give a shit that she basically bitch slapped her daughter with her words and is getting slammed for it. But if we talk about how fat she's getting, that's a crock of shit.

    😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♀️

    Edited by Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol - 12/7/2023, 04:00 PM
     
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    Yesterday I showed my cager the screenshot of Sasquatch in the Woods, primarily because she and her three hairs looked so disgusting. He immediately said “She looks BIG.” Fair enough.

    Today I showed him Wild Thong Jen and he said “That can’t be the same person you showed me yesterday.”

    What the hocus pocus is going on here?
     
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    did anyone else go on IG this morning, see Jen in a thong, close the app, then open it back up to check and see if you imagined things? I checked IG before coming here so I was like wtf!!!!!!!!! :lol: then I ran here

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    Ok so that is who she is SWFing the Arsenio Hall fist pump from (Peloton instructor on her stories).

    She must be really bored today with all of this trolling.
     
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