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PeaceBeWithYouFromTheInsufferableShrewThat'sJen Pt. 436

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  1. WhereDoesDaddySleep
    Posted on 22/12/2023, 00:19
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    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 12/21/2023, 07:10 PM) 
    Do you remember the timestamp?

    33:45

    She used that horrible picture where Charlotte's top is falling off and Jen is half blinking for the front of the card.
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    I think her big news will be she is gonna do a higher priced tier on pateron just my thoughts
     
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    I think I can read the card.

    CC - age 7
    Loves reading, pizza, hummus bunnies & school
    Observant, silly & compassionate

    Donny - age 5
    Loves tinkering, taco Tuesday, & creating
    Energetic, passionate & loving

    Jen/Mommy - age 40
    [this is harder to read]
    Enjoys endurance challenges & traveling
    Always happiest with the kiddos

    [Winnie's includes the date of her death, if we didn't already know.]
    We miss[I think?] our special girl so very much
    Her love[i think] stays with us always

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    This forced and over the top “momming is my favorite!” thing would be fake on anyone, but on someone as detached as Jen, and as annoyed at her kids as Jen, it is truly delululemon.

    Who is she sending these cards to, that doesn’t already know that she hates the circumstances?
     
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    She wrote those bios like they were dating app profiles.

    Imagine getting that card :5153:
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 12/21/2023, 05:17 PM) 
    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 12/21/2023, 06:10 PM) 
    Do you remember the timestamp?

    33:48

    Methinks it's something like this...

    SPOILER (click to view)
    CC - age 7
    Loves reading, pizza, bunnies and school. Observant, silly, & compassionate.

    Donny - age 5
    Into tinkering, taco tuesday & creativity (or creating). Energetic, passionate, & loving.

    Jen, Mommy - age 40
    Enjoys endurance challenges & traveling. Always happiest with the kiddos

    Winnie - 8/14/2009 - 5/18/2023
    We miss our special girl so very much. Her love stays with us always.


    Oh, nvm. WDDS got there first.
     
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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 22/12/2023, 00:37) 
    She wrote those bios like they were dating app profiles.

    Imagine getting that card

    And why does she need to include her age on the card? :5153:
     
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    Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol

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    Ok bunnies makes more sense for CC than hummus lol.
     
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    She had to brag that the kids love her gross cooking
    On a Christmas card?
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    Does this dumbass not know that Shutterfly can do all of the addressing for you???? I’m a povo who only ordered 25 cards, yet I was able to afford it.
     
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    She protests WAY too much about how much she loves and enjoys her kids.

    Especially when everyone can see how she treats them.
     
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    "Age 40" LMAO
     
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    CC loves pizza. Donnie loves Taco Tuesday. That about covers the options at Mama’s house.
     
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    Posted on 22/12/2023, 01:17
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    QUOTE (ifyourenotfamiliar @ 22/12/2023, 01:06) 
    "Age 40" LMAO

    Just the biggest fucking loser lol :rolleyes:

    (Being 40 doesn’t make Jen a loser… stating so on a Christmas card, does)

    The heifer doth protest too much about loving being with her kids :shaking_head_smiley_emoticon:
     
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