525,600MinutesOfNotHavingaJobLikeJen Pt.437
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  • Yes - she's overreacting. This is much ado about nothing
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  • No. Something serious is going on
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525,600MinutesOfNotHavingaJobLikeJen Pt.437

How do we measure, the bullshit in her year?

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    Hoe Wheat Bread
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    Better caption Jen -
    Hey! Look at my NEVER washed limbs

    Barf
     
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    I don't think we've ever had an oversharing part of the Jen cycle last so long. It's like she is too far gone to withhold anymore and the only ones being scolded are her family.

    Not that I mind. It keeps me entertained.
     
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    Jen, I found the perfect product for you to add to cart. Girl, hurry!

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    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 12/23/2023, 10:26 PM) 
    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 12/23/2023, 03:07 PM) 
    That would chap Dat Ass, bigly. We need to manifest it.

    Manifest, manifest, manifest!

    Charlotte%20Ballet-17033667873529

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    Yup, still got it alright

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    I'm a white woman and I use soap on all of my body parts, I wash my hair almost every day (I occasionally will throw on a ballcap if I am totally staying home) and I ALWAYS do both after exercising. All of my white woman friends do the same. I haven't seen that meme, but they dirty women need to STOP! Jen needs a woman friend that tells her this isn't normal and that she stinks.
     
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 12/23/2023, 02:56 PM) 
    thanks to heyheyheynow for this thread title :thumbs-up:

    5z181f

    Might have broken myself rolling my eyes when she said she works 365 days a year.
     
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    The thing is that she isn’t even doing that pose correctly. She’s rolling her hips backwards when they should be perpendicular to the floor. Try raising your leg that way, dingus, and I want to see it. 🙄
     
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    did tosh not teach her anything? the internet is forever and while she is feeling feisty her kids are going to be mortified

    how is she not aware of her embarrassment
    I hope Jill finds this and scolds her useless daughter
     
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    She’s the gift that keeps on giving.
     
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    Still showing off the fat roll in the middle, I see
     
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    Years ago when she took that photo she had Don telling her how hot she was. Now, she has no one to text it to. We're all she's got!
     
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    Well her "ballet career" sure didn't give her any turnout from the hip.

    Hey Jennifer, I made chocolate chip cookies today and they came out perfect, not flat or crunchy at all. No you can't have my recipe.

    Maybe your BO is making your cookies wither in disgust...
     
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    I refuse to believe this dumb bitch who, at one point owned more Lush than an actual Lush store, doesn’t know there is soap that isn’t drying


    Also still got what Jen? The ability to raise your leg? I could do that at 9 months pregnant sooo 🤷🏼‍♀️
     
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    Ahh yes, cozy movie time with harsh cool overhead lighting. We are a no big light on in the family room house ever so that awful bright light makes me click out so fast.
     
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