525,600MinutesOfNotHavingaJobLikeJen Pt.437
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525,600MinutesOfNotHavingaJobLikeJen Pt.437

How do we measure, the bullshit in her year?

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    Don was abducted by aliens, they're probing his pompous ass as I type this.
     
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    If D** has had back surgery again, can you imagine how extra smug Jen will be about soldiering on with her Wicked Feet of the Midwest? We'll never hear the end of how precious these feet who've carried her all this way (to nowhere except bags of divorce money) are in the WWC videos.

    How much more bunion nonsense can we take? Mute button Peace be with us. :saying-a-prayer-smiley-emoticon

    Edited by AirportHashBrown - 27/12/2023, 14:34
     
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    ZizizouzouTWO!

    Thank you for that edit!
    Wasn't sure about that!
     
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    QUOTE (AirportHashBrown @ 12/27/2023, 02:34 PM) 
    If D** has had back surgery again, can you imagine how extra smug Jen will be about soldiering on with her Wicked Feet of the Midwest? We'll never hear the end of how precious these feet who've carried her all this way (to nowhere except bags of divorce money) are in the WWC videos.

    How much more bunion nonsense can we take? Mute button Peace be with us. :saying-a-prayer-smiley-emoticon

    While most of us would be thinking, "Oh hey, he had a health issue and decided to take care of it now in a responsible manner rather than waiting until it got so serious that it takes twice as long to heal. Good for him."

    I think Jen is being extremely dramatic here and canceled her trips because she doesn't think she will be able to hobble-walk the marathon in 2 weeks. This way, she doesn't have to try and fail.
     
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    QUOTE (BannedInUtah @ 27/12/2023, 13:41) 
    Don was abducted by aliens, they're probing his pompous ass as I type this.

    If we’re being honest with ourselves, this is the most likely scenario.

    :alienff:
     
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    I am going with the theory that Don is in rehab or inpatient mental health care.

    Or that he’s a Scientologist now.
     
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    I could see Jen having a serious injury and pretending that she has to stay home

    But I do not see Don it’s not not seeing his kids kids for a full 24 hours at Christmas time

    He’s had back surgery or is doing Chemo
     
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    So did the bakery guess where she is with kids? Even in the vaguebooking she did mention leaving after Christmas. I also noticed no Peloton once the 24 th that must be driving her insane.
     
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    Is it possible D is having marriage issues? His Mrs has a solo pic on her Instagram.

    Oh wow I sounded like Jen there.
     
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    My guess is they're at WDW today, embarking on the Wish on Friday.
     
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    QUOTE (Ohplease5 @ 27/12/2023, 15:45) 
    Is it possible D is having marriage issues? His Mrs has a solo pic on her Instagram.

    Oh wow I sounded like Jen there.

    If Don did Death Stare Christmas at RM1 then some marriage issues with him and Tens wouldn't stop him from being with his kids on Christmas and for the next 3 months. She's used that picture before.

    Why does Jen always have a death grip on the kids, they have to be tucked under her stinky pits. CC always on the left and Donnie on the right.
     
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    Where do you guys see her peloton activity?
     
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    My sources tell me that Don has had to urgently join the army because the FBI have discovered an alien war happening just a few lightyears from Earth.
     
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    She's such a troll. Whatever is actually happening is most likely a *good* and *happy* thing in the tens/don universe and she is on the exterior of it and smothering it in her shitty miserable mood.
     
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