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    When is the next Disney race? She's obviously prepping to go to that.
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 28/1/2024, 20:29) 
    When is the next Disney race? She's obviously prepping to go to that.

    Princess Half-Marathon weekend February 22-26
     
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 1/28/2024, 01:45 PM)
    does a gif exist of the birthday where she's sitting in bed in RM1 opening presents while talking like an infant?

    im-the-baby-gotta-love-me-dinosaur-angel

    Don't insult Baby! Jen is hideous and ugly. Baby is adorable. :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon
     
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    I didnt realize she was 41 (I didn’t care) but more than likely Jen with her years of binging and over exercising has hit peri menopause and it’s a bitch to lose weigh during that. I’m sure her hormones are all over the place too
     
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    Guess where I will be at 9 am after the 5K, 10K, or half wog? I will be volunteering as one of the semi local Bakers at Gideons! I can already smell the stench!


    I will post all my ears, y’all can tell me which ones to wear. But first, should I leave out the specific holiday and birthday ones? Now I will need to see what the themes are. OMG, what if I have to Dug Bound. I will look like a complete ass without the right ears. I don’t want to over think it. Hey Chin, give me a hint about which Crowned Athletics you have purchased for all these races! I want to be appropriate when I see you.

    No wonder she is so happy, she gets to travel! Hope she cancelled her Riviera points and has to stay with the poors.
     
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    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 28/1/2024, 17:59) 
    A warm happy birthday to Ms. Cheese Cart 2023!

    (IMG:https://upload.forumfree.net/i/fc12006908/...64611891991.jpg)

    This looks like she used one of those funny aging filters. Her skin looks so leathery. Using apple cider vinegar on her face, and a half a smear of sunscreen. How's that working out for you?
     
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    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 28/1/2024, 21:10) 
    Guess where I will be at 9 am after the 5K, 10K, or half wog? I will be volunteering as one of the semi local Bakers at Gideons! I can already smell the stench!


    I will post all my ears, y’all can tell me which ones to wear. But first, should I leave out the specific holiday and birthday ones? Now I will need to see what the themes are. OMG, what if I have to Dug Bound. I will look like a complete ass without the right ears. I don’t want to over think it. Hey Chin, give me a hint about which Crowned Athletics you have purchased for all these races! I want to be appropriate when I see you.

    No wonder she is so happy, she gets to travel! Hope she cancelled her Riviera points and has to stay with the poors.

    5K = Ariel
    10K = Rapunzel
    Half-Marathon = Tiana (Jen's favorite princess)

    20240128_142709
     
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    QUOTE (ColdOne @ 28/1/2024, 19:57) 
    ^^ that video is being discussed in the rewatch thread!

    https://thegossipbakery.forumcommunity.net/?t=62956476&st=45

    What a difference 11 years make! She wore "nice" ugly clothes, did her make up and celebrated with the Rosses. Now she's alone, filthy and hideous.
     
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    I hope all those sweet treats go to her G*ddamn thighs, she gains another wrinkle and loses another hair, may she have the birthday she deserves alone.
     
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    Hope you have the miserable day you deserve Jen.
     
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    This is 41. HBD Hunchbitch of North Shore Fame! 💖😘💕 I'm feelin' spicy today.

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    Q: What did Jasper say when Jenny offered him a slice of birthday cake?
    A: No thanks, I’m stuffed.

    Happy Birthday, Jennikins!
     
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    I'll bet the kids are so happy :celebrating-smiley-emoticon: 😊
     
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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 1/28/2024, 05:37 PM) 
    Peloton update.

    She was on the bike and treadmill this morning from 6:46am until 9:08am.

    So unless the kids are now making the pancakes themselves, they are definitely with Don.

    Maybe she did her workout early because she was taking herself to a fancy restaurant to eat some fancy cheese for her birthday.

    Or maybe waking up alone again on her birthday required an early workout for her emotional health :snickering:

    She likely wanted to get to 550 walks so she could do the Kirsten one live and get a shoutout for her milestone and her birthday.
     
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