CrownedAthleticMoreLikeCrownedPatheticJen Pt. 445

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    Schnoz. Maybe she'll start showering at 42, YAHOO!!

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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 29/1/2024, 17:30) 
    she dedicated a whole day to self care that she vlogged? did she get a haircut? get her eyebrows done? get a facial? manicure? shop for a new wardrobe?

    She definitely got all sweaty and then went in a pool instead of having a shower and then got a massage.

    She definitely ordered enough food for 3 people and had some alcoholic beverages but she doesn’t drink.
     
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    Jen displaying her ample knowledge of Disney again by giving us a completely unrecognisable rendition of Tamatoa's 'Shiny'. :29:
     
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    QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 29/1/2024, 17:27) 
    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 1/29/2024, 10:26 AM) 
    Is she drunk in this update? What is even happening?

    And why would you put face oil on right before you film for your "job?"

    She has no concept of having a job. If she did, she would make herself presentable.

    Exactly! People are taking money out of their pockets to pay her and she shows up looking like she just rolled out of bed. Never prepared, not even a nice backdrop. How disrespectful and lazy can she get?
     
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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 29/1/2024, 17:30) 
    she dedicated a whole day to self care that she vlogged? did she get a haircut? get her eyebrows done? get a facial? manicure? shop for a new wardrobe?

    My guess, excerised for hours. Journaled or scrapbooked. Had a bath and ate chocolate. Watched Star Wars and had popcorn for supper. Ate ice cream.
     
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    Stop trying to use big words, Jen. Go back to coloring with crayons
     
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    well it's obvious she doesn't have the kids lol

    man is she happy without them. oh Jinny, those pesty little paychecks will grow up and not like you.

    face oil? Is she finally going to start getting into basic hygiene and face care? will there be wiping with TP after she pees? showers every day, sunscreen, face oils?

    did someone finally notice how disgusting she looks and smells
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    Big face oil fan

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    I’m guessing birthday spa day - massage, facial, pedicure {shudder}, food, alcohol, tasty treats. Recovering hard from the extra 15 days she had her kids.

    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 29/1/2024, 17:30) 
    she dedicated a whole day to self care that she vlogged? did she get a haircut? get her eyebrows done? get a facial? manicure? shop for a new wardrobe?
     
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    Oily hair ✔️
    Oily face ✔️
    Lips dry like sawdust ❌

    Stick to theme, Jen. Complete the wet look and use some of those Patreon dollars for chapstick.

    Also, this is not a bonus video. This is the equivalent of an Instagram story at best. She's on a hiiiiigh without the heirs and just had to share the giddiness. If this was work like she pretends it is, this would be the unnecessary post-it on top of the file pile that the manager scrunches up and throws into the bin.
     
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    this lady is something else. i wonder if we'll see her walk 5k and not shower before she goes to the spa again. i can tell she didn't go get one of those chinese scalp massages, by the looks of her hair.
     
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    If I had to guess what she did on her self-care day from her appearance in this video, my guess would be that she went out drinking for hours and was then dragged through a hedge backwards :snickering:
     
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    She really can’t even pretend she loves and wants to be with her children
     
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    QUOTE (User Name of Choice @ 29/1/2024, 18:13) 
    She really can’t even pretend she loves and wants to be with her children

    She doesn't even hide her contempt for Charlotte.
     
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    She’s almost manic with giddiness over the kids being gone. What exciting plans does she have coming up this weekend? I doubt she’s been invited to a Don and Tens birthday party for Donny. More likely she will have her “folks” over for cake and cardboard pizza. She can’t even look put together for her birthday how pathetic. 41 doesn’t look good on her. Also isn’t Dons b-day tomorrow?
     
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