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I've never seen anyone make scrambled eggs that way before. She put them in what appeared to be a cold pan that was just starting to heat up, let them cook for a while, and then I guess she scrambled them in the pan and added the broccoli. Most people get the pan good and hot, scrambled the eggs in a bowl, and then pour them into the pan, right? And even if they pan scramble them, don't they usually wait until the pan is hot before putting the eggs in?
Why did she say she should have made her bed before putting on her sweater? What is so difficult about making the bed while wearing a sweater?
"I'm 'Miss Lets Do Everything Solo.'" Of course you are. Because you have no friends and you own family doesn't really like you, nitwit.
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She makes it sound like she had the kids by herself for 6 months!
“I’m out of practice taking myself out” and “being alone at night”, it’s been like 6 weeks
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Lol at her saying she "slept in" until 7:15. I wish she would just shut the fuck up. You don't get a medal for waking up early.
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Because Elsie Majors is the picture of fresh faced beauty. 
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Beauty goals (this is her cleaned up)
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Yes Elsa! Also yes! The way she cooks is beyond any normal way. Gross slimy eggs. "Scrambled" in the pan with fuzzy old broccoli. She looks like an overfed iguana in that getup.
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Belching on camera at 33:23. Classy as always.
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QUOTE (CryingGrayMarshmallowBlob @ 1/31/2024, 02:45 PM)
She just looked REALLY juvenile doing this!
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She considers a wrinkly, stretched out sweater, leggings and pirate boots dressed up.
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She HAS to own an iron and an steamer for every floor of the house. Why is she wearing that wrinkled acrylic monstrosity?!
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OK…I have not watched yet. But putting eggs in a cold pan and scrambling them is what I consider British…except it’s usually a saucepan/pot. I was in Scotland a few years ago and had the tastiest scrambled eggs at a BnB so I asked the kitchen their secret and they showed me. So I got home and watched a Gordon Ramsay video and now do it like him. Cold pot, eggs, butter, slow heat and stir. He actually takes it on and off the heat but I ain’t that fancy in my cookery. Jens technique is half assed with frying pan IMO.
Seriously, try this technique if you like less-dry (I won’t say M word lol) eggs. Super good. It’s probably the butter, lol
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QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 31/1/2024, 21:59) OK…I have not watched yet. But putting eggs in a cold pan and scrambling them is what I consider British…except it’s usually a saucepan/pot. I was in Scotland a few years ago and had the tastiest scrambled eggs at a BnB so I asked the kitchen their secret and they showed me. So I got home and watched a Gordon Ramsay video and now do it like him. Cold pot, eggs, butter, slow heat and stir. He actually takes it on and off the heat but I ain’t that fancy in my cookery. Jens technique is half assed with frying pan IMO.
Seriously, try this technique if you like less-dry (I won’t say M word lol) eggs. Super good. It’s probably the butter, lol
Would it be Kerrygold butter by any chance?
Thanks for sharing! Sounds like a good way to make eggs!
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I haven't watched the video yet (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol thanks as always and are you feeling better?) but your comments and screenshots are giving me all the necessary deets, Bakers!
- Doesn't everyone know the reliable tubing mascara is the cheap and super easy to find Maybelline Lash Sensational Sky High?
- The return of the PirateLikeJen outfit, holy schmoly, nooooo! Burn it. Throw the ashes into Lake Michigan. Sage the claundry.
- Tea for one sounds like one of these Jen video segments that'll live rent-free in my head. Her insistance on not parenting outside the house or an official Disney setting is beyond my understanding.
- The three hairs need a cut, we all know it. But also a freaking glaze treatment at the very least. It looks so, so dry and dead. Bring some non-oily shine to whatever's left on your head, Jennifer. You can buy the stuff yourself and do it at home since you've clearly developed a phobia for hair stylists. If you insist on keeping your natural colour unchanged, go for the Wella Shinefinity in 00/00 'Clear'. It's non-lifting, completely safe. Don't forget to buy the activator. It'll last you more than the marketing promise of 6 weeks since you barely ever wash your hair, too, saving some precious D** dollars for more *gestures willy-nilly* overpriced trash.
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