CrownedAthleticMoreLikeCrownedPatheticJen Pt. 445

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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 1/2/2024, 00:22) 
    QUOTE (ChinRoss @ 1/31/2024, 05:54 PM) 
    Can anyone post a screenshot of her slathering lip balm on her stretched out lips please? 17:58 timestamp. I keep forgetting how to post pics.

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    LOL Thank you! I was thinking no wonder why her lips are so droopy and stretched.
     
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    God that sweater is so ugly, and I'm no fashionista.

    After her tea date for one, and she's chatting in the car, she says something like 'It was delightful and not awkward at all' and either the sentiment or the affectation reminds me of young Amy from Little Women, and :sick: uh stop
     
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    I’ve been wondering if space explorers sometimes leave Earth’s orbit because they have PTSD from years of catering to an unappreciative woman-child who eventually admitted she never loved said space cadet. It could really give someone trust issues.
     
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    QUOTE (merino wool underwear @ 31/1/2024, 20:34) 
    QUOTE (allergic2my_life @ 1/29/2024, 11:02 AM) 
    Love the little 💩 bun Jen! That thing cracks me up everytime. :hearty-laugh:

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    the poop emoji couldn't go any smaller, her bun thing is so creepy.
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    QUOTE (ample hips @ 1/29/2024, 12:53 PM) 
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    QUOTE (merino wool underwear @ 29/1/2024, 18:23) 
    January was LONG for our little busy bee. My God, she had to watch her children almost every day! how ever does she do it. such an inspiration to all those single mamas out there! dumb bitch

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    looking good Jinbo. 55 really suits you
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    now I know why she is starting to get a weird bend in her nose. KEEP your fingers out of your nose you weirdo
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    Jinny has said many times that she has no friends but says it's been a doozy of a month for people I know. Do you mean it's been a hard month for Don, Tens and the kids...yes. Jin, you literally worked out, and watched your own children. thats it. How is life so hard for her.

    Jin is the patrons are you friends, how comes you never mention them by name or in the lives, you don't recall anything these people said you to you in the last live. delusional at it's finest.

    Merino, can you gif the nose flick? Her nose bounces, it should be preserved 😆

    best that I could do
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    You're the best 😆
     
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    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 1/2/2024, 01:05) 
    QUOTE (allergic2my_life @ 1/2/2024, 00:21) 
    I doubt she went to a nutritionist. She posted about reading this book a while ago. The author is a Run Disney freak she found on IG.

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    Jeff Galloway is a gold medal Olympian Marathoner who has partnered with Disney to put out training guides, he usually runs the 10Ks with his daughter, the co author of that book. As healthy and fit as he is, he had a bad heart attack a few years ago and does not do a lot of marathons now. I met him a few years ago, inspiring and really nice.

    Exactly- he’s an Olympian, not some run Disney “freak”. That’s probably the only useful piece of literature she’s ever read.
     
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    where to start
    well, she went to the most um let us just say upscale place in the Chicagoland area for her self-care tea,
    laughing because she must have been acting like a fool for the waiter to ask if she was media
    (dude, her sweater needed to be steamed it was full of wrinkles and dents, media shows up understated, not disheveled

    then there was this vibe (maybe it was just me listening too hard to the words and phrases) but dang it sounded like she was making this for her ex to watch,
    -mentioning twice this was where their wedding almost was
    -showing the rooms and areas for weddings
    -the stone fireplace that must have reminded them back in the day of the RM! Flintstone fireplace
    -maybe they shared a "moment" there, or um yeah it is a hotel, anyway
    -the over over the over-explanation of how to start a fire as her Eagle Scout EX would have tried to impress her with all of that knowledge during some weird early-on mating ritual

    maybe I am on the wrong track but somehow that whole self-care day seemed super planned to be at this location, where their wedding wasn't but knowing the area, could have been an early days romantic as h#ll getaway,

    something was just off, the vibe was a "I am still Mrs. Ross" type thing, for me self self-care would have been a spa day not sitting in the place that reminded me of my EX.
     
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    Wow! That sweater and especially the stretched out, misshaped, wrinkled neck, has really seen its better days.
    Unless the women of the north shore, and in particular Lake Forest, have changed over the last few years, Jen could never ever fit in. They would eat her alive. She looked tacky.
     
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    " Homegirl" found taking herself to tea "invigorating". Well, good for you, Karen.

    She has the ability to even make simple words annoying---

    every time she says "chipboard" I cringe. Chipboard Chipboard Chipboard.

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    "I've found wintering at home to be very nourishing".
     
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    QUOTE (Uncontrollable Resentment @ 1/31/2024, 11:57 AM) 
    How long has this woman not had a proper voice? Is she just constantly sick from her moldy house?

    I think her voice is hoarse from lack of use. Other than her in-person shopping, she only needs to speak when she's with her kids or if she's filming.
    Her vocal cords and throat are probably flabby from lack of exercise. :embarrassed-smile-smiley-emotic
     
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    She knows. She knows when she says “timey whimey” I become irrationally angry. She knows.
     
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    QUOTE (ShiseidoCottonPad @ 1/31/2024, 10:15 PM) 
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    Badass Jen rears her ugly head.
     
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    she thinks she looks cute and all but reality is she could scare the rats off a cheese wagon

    timey whimey, homegirl, pleased as punch, very satisfied, nourished

    all punchable triggering words from Chinny

    the hair the sweater the boots that massive ass and thighs in those leggings the bunions the hair sweeping to one side the tragic deep side part

    the underbite and the way she moves her hands and fingers makes me rage filled

    this day of leisure was no different then any other day in Fat ass land give me a break

    she is the most self absorbed twat
     
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    Beautifully said, Queen Cheese. Who is she SWFing with the nose scrunching? Tens herself?
     
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    QUOTE (_withblunder_ @ 1/2/2024, 00:56) 
    Yuck.

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    Disgusting. It reminded me of this and I don’t know why but I heard it in my head :snickering:

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