CrownedAthleticMoreLikeCrownedPatheticJen Pt. 445

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    One positive thing about Jen, whenever I watch one of her sad lonely vlogs, it always reminds me to make plans with my mom friends, text my sister, do something fun with my kids, and be kind to my husband. It also motivates me to put on makeup and a cute outfit, even if I’m just home “momming” all day.

    And I get that your kids or family or friends are going to love you whether you wear makeup and dress nice or not BUT they do notice. My daughter (5) mentioned that so and so’s mom always looks “fancy” (she wears makeup and wears nice, colorful athleisure) and asked why I don’t dress fancy all the time? I took my son (8) to a school event and he noticed my makeup and hair, and said it looked nice. Kids notice Jen, and they appreciate when you take the time to bring your best for them!

    Also, I was watching another YouTuber who was cleaning out her beauty products, she had the same hair products that Jen uses, she got rid of them because she said they made her ends dry. Just sayin

    Also also, I ordered those Goodr sunglasses for the pool, they are so small they look like toddler glasses on me! (Yes I have a large head, but still) my husband has a normal head and he said they were ridiculous. I gave them to my son and they’re perfect for him. So, in conclusion, Jen’s head is the same size as an 8 year old boys head 😂
     
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    Happy Groundhog Day, lovely bakers!
     
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    QUOTE (BannedInUtah @ 2/2/2024, 14:54) 
    Happy Groundhog Day, lovely bakers!

    Every day is Groundhog Day in Jen world!
     
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    QUOTE (ExpensiveSalmon @ 2/2/2024, 15:02) 
    QUOTE (BannedInUtah @ 2/2/2024, 14:54) 
    Happy Groundhog Day, lovely bakers!

    Every day is Groundhog Day in Jen world!

    Truer words were never spoken.
     
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    QUOTE (Here for it @ 2/2/2024, 08:36 AM) 
    Also also, I ordered those Goodr sunglasses for the pool, they are so small they look like toddler glasses on me! (Yes I have a large head, but still) my husband has a normal head and he said they were ridiculous. I gave them to my son and they’re perfect for him. So, in conclusion, Jen’s head is the same size as an 8 year old boys head 😂

    pinhead: confirmed
     
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    QUOTE (VeganGingerbread @ 2/2/2024, 04:42 AM) 
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    Is she attempting to blur out information for the first time ever? What is she hiding?

    What is she wearing?!? If I saw her running in my neighborhood on my way to work in the morning I would literally laugh out loud at her.
     
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    QUOTE (LyingLiarWhoLies @ 2/2/2024, 01:14) 
    Two things I noticed…

    1 - she was very comfortable very at ease, saying “when we looked at……” that rolled off her tongue with ease… If you didn’t know, she got divorced and used to watch her and you popped into this video you would still think that she was married.

    Most women… Who thought about leaving their marriages for long periods of time, and who felt caged… And all the other things that she has implied and said, are not comfortable, and would not say we…
    They would say my ex, my first wedding, something!!!

    2 - all the times that she has said “that man” or couldn’t refer to him or say Don, or say their dad… Just goes to show how bitter and angry she was over the fact that she got dumped!!!! And she was putting on a show for the camera and her friends to play victim…

    Because it is very clear by the way, she said that in this video that she is delusional, depressed as fuck and incomplete denial about where her life is right now.

    She is not a we anymore!!!!!!

    Mold is making her voice sound raspy… Nothing else!!!! She started sounding this way when she moved in this house and it’s gotten worse and worse… every time I watch a video from her I cannot believe how she sounds now… And how nasty and dirty she looks!!!

    The mighty have fallen !!!! And I love every second of this downfall of hers. I hope she has the day she deserves!!!!

    When couples first split it's hard not to say we adter all those years and all those memories. Being out there, interacting with people will break you of the habit fairly quickly. Jen hasn't talked to anyone in 4 years. She lives in her own head.

    All that clockwise counterclockwise is the mumbo jumbo I hear when Jen talks!
     
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    QUOTE (TensleighBlue @ 2/2/2024, 09:35 AM) 
    QUOTE (VeganGingerbread @ 2/2/2024, 04:42 AM) 
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    Is she attempting to blur out information for the first time ever? What is she hiding?

    What is she wearing?!? If I saw her running in my neighborhood on my way to work in the morning I would literally laugh out loud at her.

    Regretfully I have to report that I used to manage a large run specialty store and she looks like most runners. Regardless of what LuLuLemon will have you believe they are not a fashionable bunch.
     
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    QUOTE (Snark Week @ 2/2/2024, 03:55 PM) 
    QUOTE (TensleighBlue @ 2/2/2024, 09:35 AM) 
    What is she wearing?!? If I saw her running in my neighborhood on my way to work in the morning I would literally laugh out loud at her.

    Regretfully I have to report that I used to manage a large run specialty store and she looks like most runners. Regardless of what LuLuLemon will have you believe they are not a fashionable bunch.

    tacobell

    Its like 90s tacobell puked all those colors into one outfit 😂
     
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    I feel like Groundhog Day is our unofficial national holiday on this board

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    You just *know* that Jen takes gleeful satisfaction in matching her sunglasses to her zipper.
     
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    QUOTE (TensleighBlue @ 2/2/2024, 04:00 PM) 
    QUOTE (Snark Week @ 2/2/2024, 03:55 PM) 
    Regretfully I have to report that I used to manage a large run specialty store and she looks like most runners. Regardless of what LuLuLemon will have you believe they are not a fashionable bunch.

    tacobell

    Its like 90s tacobell puked all those colors into one outfit 😂

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    Jen should just move to The Villages. She has the crazy old lady wardrobe already, she’d be closer to Disney, and she’d have a large pool of old men who might put up with her. Maybe a guy who is hard of hearing and can no longer get it up.
     
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    Did someone day groundhog day? Jenbo is bringing back the divorce video button up lol
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    Good grief! This nut job really acts like she doesn't own any clothing! An abandoned Walmart has a better selection.

    Anyway, percolating.
     
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