CrownedAthleticMoreLikeCrownedPatheticJen Pt. 445

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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 2/2/2024, 18:49) 
    so we knew they had those clocks that turn green at 7am then they are free to leave their rooms...

    but she says sometimes they come waltzing out at 6:30 and she asks them, "but did your light go off????"

    wow <_<

    but it's fine! it's fine.

    The kids live like prisoners in that house
     
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    So if they wake up early do they just lay in bed staring at the clock until the light turns green? The equivalent to tying Winnie to a post.

    When some asked what her favorite Muppet character is I would have died if she said Gonzo! But her miming Cookie Monster was pretty good. Back to her taking dieting advice from the 80s, what did she think would happen if ince in a while she had 3 eggs instead of 2? Her cholesterol would shoot up so high she'd instantly die? Or was she always just saving those extra calories for a 100 gm of sugar Starbucks drink and Treat Tuesday?
     
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    I’ll concede fast food doesn’t agree with her. We can see it’s adding to her fat butt.

    She’s so full of it over dairy. I’m lactose intolerant and will drink a milkshake after taking a lactaid tablet. If she really had issues she’d be more than happy to take one of those to move on with her life. It’s why I call BS.
     
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    What happens if they have to go to the bathroom?
     
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    Lmao! Quit your lying, Jennifer. You switched your dumb word of the year from onward to magic at the last minute because we figured out what it was. I'm pretty sure we were talking about it before Fraughtsgiving.

    Tell me you catch up here every night without telling me.
     
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    QUOTE (ChinRoss @ 2/2/2024, 19:28) 
    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 2/2/2024, 18:32) 
    Can’t pronounce Alicia.

    A-lee-sha, Jenbo.

    That’s how I thought it was pronounced until I went to a family Christmas party at in laws and was meeting some fam for the first time. I was talking to my aunt in law and referred to one of the cousins as A lee sha. I got a snobby “It’s pronounced A lee ci ahhh.”
    :5153:

    Ha ha! I’ll just assume that clueless Jenny was wrong again this time 😜
     
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    I can't imagine wanting to have a meetup with her. What on earth would you even talk about? She would be SO awkward. She can't make friends because she isn't curious about other people. That's why she likes her YT "relationships" - they're one-sided and she can talk about herself the entire time.
     
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    Her word of the year "brings" sister words to her.

    She is a truly bizarre person. All this isolation has just made her weirder.
     
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    This isn't the first time she's felt one with Cookie Monster.

    Poor Cookie.

    Cookie%20Monster
     
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    She had to get the tread plus didn’t she? Her wogging doesn’t require a new treadmill.
     
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    Excellent content again this week, Jenny.

    A “bonus” (lucky them) vlog all about ME!
    A Q and A all about ME!

    So useful for the patrons.

    She’s so self-absorbed and lazy.
     
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    Paula's muppet is Statler and Waldorf.
     
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    They are much too old for having those toddler clocks that turn green. That's for really young toddlers who have zero concept of time and sometimes get up at 4 or 5AM lol We had one like that for when my oldest was 3 years old. I think we used it for about a year or so until he sort of got the concept, approximately, I mean, they're kids lol But isn't CC like 8 or so? This is crazy.
     
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    QUOTE (Natural Single Mother @ 2/2/2024, 01:26 PM) 
    About to jump in. I know I’m going to get mad. When my kids were CC’s age I started putting out easy fruit (bananas, cuties, apples) they could eat any time as well as had breakfast and granola bars available. I feel like CC is old enough to pour herself and Donny cereal and milk for breakfast. There’s no reason she can’t teach the kids to be more self sufficient. By the time mine were teenagers they could make themselves a full eggs, toast, and sausage breakfast without my help. Babying your children isn’t good for them.

    This is exactly right! Years ago I visited friends and the mom had taught her 7-8 year-old kid to make coffee safely and on the stove! I was like right on, Momma :lol: These kids are capable of so much more besides waiting for the clock to turn green. She wants her kids to be helpless just like her. When I was 10-11 I was making dinner for my family with my mom's supervision but not breathing down my neck.
     
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    QUOTE (ChinRoss @ 2/2/2024, 01:28 PM)
    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 2/2/2024, 18:32) 
    Can’t pronounce Alicia.

    A-lee-sha, Jenbo.

    That’s how I thought it was pronounced until I went to a family Christmas party at in laws and was meeting some fam for the first time. I was talking to my aunt in law and referred to one of the cousins as A lee sha. I got a snobby “It’s pronounced A lee ci ahhh.”
    :5153:

    My cousin's name is pronounced that way :being-confused-smiley-emoticon:
     
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