RosesAreRed,VioletsAreBlue,Here'sALessonJen-TheProblemIsYouLikeJen Pt. 446

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    She has the absolute worst taste in clothes and color! My cat’s puke is that color.
     
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    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 2/14/2024, 02:22 PM) 
    Hey Jen, go watch this video. This lady has fine and thinning hair, she said it can't be very long or it looks scraggly. He cuts it and teaches her how to style and use products.

    Justin Hickcox's channel
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KMzFyDGpPxo

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    I LOVE Justin!
     
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    The problem is that even if she gets it cut to make it look more voluminous, she’ll never style it. We’ll get once-yearly George Washington curls and the rest of the year she’ll look as though she has a mullet.

    I think her best bet is a blunt bob that hits mid-neck. Her hair is so thin that she can live without the triangle-head problem even when she doesn’t style it.
     
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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 11/2/2024, 02:19) 
    It’s past 8p where I am, and my neighbors are still out with their ~4 year old playing a raucous game of basketball.

    Imagine being 8 with a 7p bedtime and hearing the neighbor kids still out playing.

    Big Simpsons living at the flanders house energy. (At :30)
     
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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 2/13/2024, 01:01 PM) 
    Lol, “I feel like an asshole.”

    Good. You are an asshole.

    FeelingLikeAnAssholeBecauseYouAreOneLikeJen
     
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    I've never thrown in a title suggestion. I'm pretty bad at stuff like that tbh. But this popped in my head and made me laugh. As we "gear up" for Jenny's return to Disney races after her terribly long MONTH of solo mothering. 🙄

    ~That Man's back from Space so I'm ready to Race!~
     
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    If Jen cut her hair at the level where it started to thin it would be a few inches above her ear 😂
     
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    QUOTE (Land Creature @ 14/2/2024, 11:56) 
    If Jen cut her hair at the level where it started to thin it would be a few inches above her ear 😂

    She would be shaved bald.
     
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    Most of her Instagram posts are about her eating disorder/exercise addiction, and in general because she’s lonely and has no other outlet. No wonder it makes her feel bad—sharing is just reinforcing those unhealthy behaviors and magnifying whatever negative feelings they leave her with.

    Like, duh. Get an actual therapist, actual asshole.
     
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    Happy Valentine’s Day to all those that aren’t bitter & immature old hags and that realize this day is not just reserved for a romantic relationships but it’s a day to celebrate love and friendship of all kinds. As for Jennifer, I hope you cry into your croissants & diet slop all day.

    Jen’s hair if she cuts it where it most thins out

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    Every year when they'd light the first fire Jen would brag about who Don was so great at building a fire because he was a Boy Scout. She really pumped his tires and he really thought he was something special.

    Once their hot water tank died and Suzanne and Poopsie were over there and Jen and Suze thought Don was a genius, finally out of the 4 of them Don thought you could boil a pot of water on the stove to get warm water for washing. Because he was a Boy Scout.
     
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    Am I misremembering, or was it difficult for him to change a light bulb?
    QUOTE (SoProudOfMyself @ 2/14/2024, 10:25 AM) 
    Every year when they'd light the first fire Jen would brag about who Don was so great at building a fire because he was a Boy Scout. She really pumped his tires and he really thought he was something special.

    Once their hot water tank died and Suzanne and Poopsie were over there and Jen and Suze thought Don was a genius, finally out of the 4 of them Don thought you could boil a pot of water on the stove to get warm water for washing. Because he was a Boy Scout.
     
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    romance for one

     
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    har har
     
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    Happy Valentine's Day all you sour Sallies!

    And, you too, Jen...

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