Christopher Allen: No more vlawgs, Steven took the dawlgs, their house is for sale, what will Pristopher unveil? Pt. 18

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    Loses the blade to a $10 chopper? Doesn’t immediately get a new one. Buys a $2K ring. Make it make sense.
     
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    Yikes.

    he is uploading him shopping around his "no real friends in NY" bestie Abby's boutique tomorrow, showing what she has sourced lolol

    his voice was up an octave in some of his stories today 🤣

    he is absolutely manic lol
     
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    I predicted here that he would blow throw any extra house $ pronto once I saw that the NY house was under contract. Hit the nail on the head.

    Also, I see that he has finally learned the correct name of this ring. Earlier he couldn’t even identify its proper name. This tells me the earlier model he was prancing around in was an Amazon knockoff. Yet another poorly executed Priss Flex.
     
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    I had to watch this new Movemas video at 2x speed as it was so bad. :yucky:
     
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    QUOTE (FakeKindnessForMoreMeTime @ 4/3/2024, 09:01 PM) 
    I had to watch this new Movemas video at 2x speed as it was so bad. :yucky:

    There ain't no way I'm watching a 48 minute video of him walking around a store.

    Was there anything interesting said? Guessing not.
     
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    When are they really really really leaving? It seems like there have been at least 2 final weeks, final 6 days, final lunches with friends that do not exist. So freaking boring.

    I got delivery to my truck at Target, 6 gallons of distilled water, and went in person to Tractor Supply for doggy ear wash. I did not film my interactions with either person. I am a loser!
     
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    QUOTE (cardboard food @ 3/4/2024, 21:14) 
    QUOTE (FakeKindnessForMoreMeTime @ 4/3/2024, 09:01 PM) 
    I had to watch this new Movemas video at 2x speed as it was so bad. :yucky:

    There ain't no way I'm watching a 48 minute video of him walking around a store.

    Was there anything interesting said? Guessing not.

    I took this episode as a reciprocity bone thrown to the store owner as a thanks / BLESSING for that insane thermonuclear face device which she had sent him over Vlogmas. Lord, please let us not be subjected to ‘ZoomShopping With Christopher’ upon arrival in Charlotte. You know that’s coming this fall. His beady little 🤑eyes are glomming on to any and all linkage opportunities- The Gay Marnie Goldberg.
     
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    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 4/3/2024, 09:28 PM) 
    When are they really really really leaving? It seems like there have been at least 2 final weeks, final 6 days, final lunches with friends that do not exist. So freaking boring.

    I got delivery to my truck at Target, 6 gallons of distilled water, and went in person to Tractor Supply for doggy ear wash. I did not film my interactions with either person. I am a loser!

    I think Friday is the actual departure day.
     
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    He was so disinterested in the children's section of that store because those were not things he could buy for himself! "Oh my God that is so kool! I luv it!" Also, he can't pack wine glasses but he wrapped her glasses "well enough" and put them in a shopping bag to take in the car with him! 🙄
    His pearl clutching "ohs" were so cringe!
    I really do like little local shops like that, but why would I purchase online from a shop in New York when I can find my local gift shop here where I live and give them my business.
     
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    I had to fast forward through most of that one. I couldn’t take any more of her phony sales pitches and his orgasming over the most useless overpriced shit.
     
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    Of course he didn't know how to pronounce cloche. Also is it really that hard to put a gift together.
     
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    Also, Prissy, if you want to make a video with someone else talking, give them a mic. Because half the time your precious store person could not be understood.
     
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    Here’s a shot of him filming in the store, in front of a mirror. Boy those overhead shots he’s been giving us are deceiving! :in-disbelief-smiley-emoticon:
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    His overhead shots are ridiculous.
     
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    WOW. He’s got quite a way to go to get to that marathon! Here’s a great demonstration of his refusal to be truthful about things he presents on his channel. He really needs to get some therapy and stop participating in this fantasy life he’s constructed for himself.
     
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