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I'm sure Jen's food tastes terrible, and yet she still eats so much of it. She could go without the diet or organic everything and cardboard pizza. It's not working to keep the weight off.
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To those asking about the calendar, I haven’t paid the closest attention but what I’ve gathered also points to the schedule being back on track since space man’s return as Party of 7 said earlier.
So she basically “solo parented” from 12/16-1/17. All those hysterics for 32 days (16 more than her norm of 50/50) and 9 of which were a Disney cruise/ vacation.
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Just googling the effects of too long/too much of an epsom salt bath....this lady is just a cycle of issues. She over exercises to feel good, thinks she needs the bath, does too much too long too often, can impact dehydration, depression, and hydration. Not to mention causing tummy issues which are also exacerbated by psychosomatic issues. So she does the cycle again to fix the problem along with trying to cure her mental illness and improve her mood. Good grief, not only do we and other people find her exhausting but I bet she feels it herself.
Can someone picture her in the bath, all hunched over with her gonzo nose and 3 hairs eating a salad??
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I haven’t been on Instagram at all in the last two days and when that picture popped up of her and the pirate boots and golden girl sweater/turtleneck combo nightmare I audibly said “what the fuck girl?!” out loud and scared Mr. SquareBackups.
Dear God. Aye aye Cap’ Jen. Blow me down.
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She is so depressing.
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I still don’t believe Jen “solo parented” for a month. I buy that she had them more than normal, but not 100%. That’s way more than selfish Jen can handle.
The theater outfit / crowned pathetic might be like her furniture / pottery barn choices. When there is something easy to copy and all she has to do is add to cart, she is happy to go all out. But left with open ended style choices (both decor and clothing) she’s too overwhelmed / has no idea what she even likes, so she gives up and defaults to that white sweaters and pirate boots. That actually seems more like real Jen (uncaged, if you will) - not particularly interested in style and completely directionless without someone guiding her.
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What on earth with that outfit! Queen of frump forever and ever.
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If she was a real 'single mother' she would be parenting 365 days a year. Wow, Jen managed to parent her offspring for a whole MONTH! Why does she set such a low bar for herself?
I'd love for Jen to try to actually be a single mother. Parenting AND having a job. That would be hilarious.
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Sixteen extra days. Half of which the kids spent red-lighted in their rooms.
No wonder Donny snubbed her on Valentine’s Day 
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Why are her kids still using toddler spoons? (In the Instagram showing the gross Valentines dessert) And Donny’s spoon handle looks nasty.
Edited by LofticeLouboutins - 2/17/2024, 08:38 AM
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I’m weird and often think to myself, “Where would I shop if I were Jen?” It’s the head-scratcher of our time.
Anthro now targets a younger demographic. Vince and Theory are too cool.
I finally figured it out: Eileen Fisher. Yeah it’s dull and shapeless, but that’s Jen’s ~*aesthetic*~ (and also the fabrics are luxe and easy care. And the company is a proponent of circular manufacturing, so Jen can have something to feel smug about in between flying between her two cars.)
Either of these would be appropriate to wear to the ballet and warm enough for Chicago:
 
For when she wants to look washed out but still chic:
This is what *I* would wear to the ballet, but I suppose Jen could wear it if she were feeling “flat” enough (much preferable to filming your weird body checking ritual in your bathroom):
YOURE WELCOME JENNIFER.
https://locations.eileenfisher.com/us/il/h...ing-eus043.html
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Jen could easily go to Pinterest and find outfit ideas. I do it often when I can’t decide what to wear. I go to my closet and pick out something similar. Done.
Then again, I have more in my closet than athletic gear and an ill-fitting sweater.
Oh, and pirate boots.
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Whyyyyyyyyyyy the baby forks at ages 8 and 6. The infantilizing is off-the-chart.
She probably ate the rest of the pan of brownies with her own infant spoon.Attached Image
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My day today will consist of prepping g breakfast to take for a halfway house class tomorrow and I, my eldest daughter, and my best friend are heading to the nearest metropolis for the ballet.
Family, friends, and helping others are MY idea of a perfect day. Our poor Jenny has no idea what she's missing out on with all her me, me, me time, self reflection, and loving herself.
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QUOTE (OstracizedLikeJen @ 2/17/2024, 07:41 AM) Whyyyyyyyyyyy the baby forks at ages 8 and 6. The infantilizing is off-the-chart.
She probably ate the rest of the pan of brownies with her own infant spoon.
The toddler utensils are ridiculous. Why does she do that?
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