ThatMan'sBackFromSpaceSoI'mReadyToRaceLikeJen Pt. 447

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    I think I can guess exactly how many STANDS will show up for a bracelet.
    I think one will emerge from the crowd.

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    I woke up in the middle of the night one time and my eyes looked like that, so I went to the emergency room for an epi shot because I was having an allergic reaction.
     
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    This popped up at the exact time I was reading this post.
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    Here’s Jen’s response to the WWC member
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    Here’s a visual of what Jens really feeling.
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    QUOTE (Bespoke Poop Shovel of Vitriol @ 21/2/2024, 17:10) 
    Is she for real with this? Behind a spoiler because she wrote a damn novel.

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    omg, I started reading, and then I was like "how long is this?", started scrolling down, and down, and down ... there was no end to it. 😳 She is so mentally unwell. This is frightening.
     
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    It will be magic if she pulls that hip muscle and has to be medically evacuated from the race course. Imagine if she end up hospitalized and can’t return home for a few days. Magic, I tell you, pure unadulterated magic
     
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    Expect more puffy eyes from Jen. She’ll cry if no one shows. She’ll cry with relief if anyone shows.

    I’m not surprised she cries so much. If being all alone (except for those annoying Circumstances) wasn’t painful enough, it must be excruciating to work out hours every day and look like a couch potato (“potato” being the operative word).

    Didn’t she say she was thinking about vlogging her return day for something different? Most people would already be frazzled enough trying to get back to their kids, but not Jen. She just goes where the current takes her. She’ll get there when she gets there.
     
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    I can’t wait for our cranky Monday update when she still has fifteen bracelets and says some folks came by to say hello but didn’t want a bracelet “for some reason” lol
     
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    QUOTE (Todolovethebaby2 @ 21/2/2024, 19:38) 
    I can’t wait for our cranky Monday update when she still has fifteen bracelets and says some folks came by to say hello but didn’t want a bracelet “for some reason” lol

     
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    I hope everyone is a no show, and she is stood there like a lemon "wondering" where everyone is.

    If she gives the bracelets to strangers, hope the give them to their kids immediately with a "look what the lady gave you"
     
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    QUOTE (Livi! @ 21/2/2024, 19:16) 

    omg, I started reading, and then I was like "how long is this?", started scrolling down, and down, and down ... there was no end to it. 😳 She is so mentally unwell. This is frightening.

    Wow…I just…other than this crackpot, I’ve never actually seen a mom who 100% consistently has SO MUCH MORE more enthusiasm for her own activities than she has for her kids activities.
     
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    We now return you to today's episode of "Literally! No one cares!"

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    QUOTE (Meow2 @ 2/21/2024, 06:24 PM) 
    I never would have thought she’d be like this as a mother. obviously I knew she was extremely selfish but I thought she would at least lean into being a Pinterest mom for a while. instead she’s turned into…this

    Same. I thought she would have been the kind of mother who raises a little princess going to all the tea parties, wearing the frilly dresses, and having them both dress and act like little princesses at Disney. I guess she can't possibly be expected to share the princess crown. I never would have thought she'd be this gross unwashed thing who hates her children and avoids them whenever possible.
     
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