TheBraceletsSayMagicButThisBitchIsTragic Pt. 448

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    QUOTE (Party of 7 @ 24/2/2024, 01:47) 
    “That was the first time I wore patterned leggings in the wild. I was so proud of myself.”

    She’s absolutely insane and needs some serious help.

    Also.
    We refer to seeing her in the wild here.
    Anyone else would refer to them being worn “in public”.
    Hey, Jen. Hope you’re enjoying the commentary here.
     
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    Beefy Gene :hearty-laugh:

    The day she had that meltdown over looking like shit was one of the best days in bakery history, imo. And there are plenty of race photos where people look absolutely fabulous without trying. We’ve seen some in the foreground/background of her fugly photos. Green shirt girl, there was the cute, sporty girl in a black bra top…she’s just always trying to drag everyone else down with her. It’s the same idea as when she tells everyone to “hang in there” and how she’s heard from “so many people” that it’s been rough going. No. No, it hasn’t. It’s just her. She’s her own worst enemy & she wants everyone to be miserable just because she is.
     
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    I hope she got pulled aside by airport security to have that overstuffed bag searched. What fun for the onlookers watching her jump her fat ass up and down on it trying to cram everything back in!
     
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    BeefyGeneisnotarunner. 🎶
     
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    Damn it. I really did just sing that. 😂😂😂
     
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    If she’s so comfortable with herself because of Crowned Athletics, what was that whole thing about not being ready to go back to that booth or something? I don’t understand what she means.
     
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    She called keeping her dick shorts packed a "game time decision".
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    QUOTE (Trash Plate @ 23/2/2024, 18:44) 
    QUOTE (Natural Single Mother @ 2/23/2024, 06:42 PM) 
    Well now I want to change my user name to pASSHOLdEr.

    That's a good one! DO IT

    Done.
     
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    QUOTE (pASSHOLdEr @ 24/2/2024, 07:19) 
    QUOTE (Trash Plate @ 23/2/2024, 18:44) 
    That's a good one! DO IT

    Done.

    That’s a pretty spectacular name! :6792:
     
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    She has to pretend to love her god-damn ass and thighs because she will never be any smaller. She can't seem to give up sugar and she definitely can't exercise any more. And each year into a woman's 40s it gets more and more likely that you will gain weight rather than lose it as your metabolism naturally slows down. So everything is against her and she knows she looks bad in the race photos.

    It's worrying for her though because right now she exercises SO much, and still looks like that. If her body continues to crumble (hip & bunion) she will gain even more weight. Maybe she should switch to working on her personality instead.
     
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    What exactly is that "hip rehab" she keeps referring to? How exactly did she "rehab" her hip? She literally didn't change anything about her manic routine.
     
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    Beefy Gene back in the bicycle shorts today.

    LPT: if you’re an overpacker, you need soft-sided luggage.
     
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    What a dumbass. She could barely close the suitcase but she packed so much unnecessary crap:
    -bought and packed sweatshirts to throw away. Why not just buy them at Target in FL?

    -packed separate socks and undies for every race plus more for the parks, 2 pair bike shorts, 3 layering tanks, 3 or 4 sports bras etc. but said she would do laundry probably twice while there. If she’s doing laundry twice, she shouldn’t need to pack so much of that stuff

    -packed 2 pair of sneakers and wore a 3rd pair on the plane. Why does she need 3 pair for a 5 day trip?
     
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    I love that she thought her triumphant return to Disney races would include oodles of fans coming up to beg for friendship and now she's got to bring those bracelets back with her.
     
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    Good morning Muffin Top Ladies!

    Booga booga.

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