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The smug is so off the charts with this one it's laughable. Has to make sure everyone watching sees that she's coming out of the United Club, that smug smile says oooh I'm so special, I'll let you plebs see just how special I really am.
Jen, you're actually  
OH but she's not done smugging yet. She loves being carry on only (like she's the only one who's smart enough to have done only carry on) because she's off the plane and in her rental car in under 20 minutes. OH, how she loves having preferred rental car access. What the hell does that even mean? Anyone can join Alamo for Skip the Counter. Anyone can join Mouse For Less and get Emerald Aisle access at National.
Don't even with your less than stellar knowledge of DVC Jen. You're beyond stupid, you know nothing. NOTHING! You aren't even smart enough to see the point difference between a studio and a one bedroom. Unless you're somehow embarrassed to be showing that you're in a standard view studio, the cheapest type of room, pointwise. I noticed you had to say "deluxe studio" and also, "but it's fine." Damn right, it's more than fine. You know what real Disney/DVC "stands" would say? They'd point out that in spite of it's being cheaper pointwise, you still get a partial lakeview and a view (here is Jen, pay attention!!) of the The Electrical Water Pageant. BTW, it's been going on since 1971, it is a beloved classic and one of the last remaining elements of those early days of WDW. Who cares if children are laughing and smiling and older WDW fans have a tear of nostalgia in their eyes. It keeps the speshial widdow wogging pwincess awake, so it's bad, vwery, vwery bad and naughty.
And you're standing out on the balcony saying "I forget what this body of water is called." Hey dumass, you're staying where? BAY LAKE TOWER!! There's a clue, can you figure it out yet?
One last rant, please do not EVER talk about your 20 years of going to Disney as if you have some sort of knowledge and experience. You have none, other than walking around a bit, eating a lot, and leaving early. That is basically all you and Don did. Once you had kids, you visited characters and rode the carousel adding to your repertoire of "knowledge." Yeah, the crowds are insane on Presidents Day week and Princess Weekend. You know what you could've done? Take your wogging rear end and your waffle to the Rapunzel restroom area (this sounds gross if your not a Disney person, but really it's not. Jenuinely Unorganized can probably back me up on this) found a nice seat and watched from the back side of the castle and taken your time leaving. There is nothing quite like being one of the last ones out of the Magic Kingdom, it is truly magical. There's your word of the year, you could've done something useful with it.
Oh, and we'll be sure to alert the media that you've actually showered and washed your hair.
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