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Jen is a prisoner to her diet and fitness. I almost feel bad for her but then I remember, it’s Asshole Jen. . -
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Why does she continue to buy/wear those ridiculous sunglasses? They are entirely too big for her head and she looks comical. . -
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She is testing her new Shokx ear buds. She can’t wear regular ones, because she has weird ear somethings.
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.Why does she continue to buy/wear those ridiculous sunglasses? They are entirely too big for her head and she looks comical.
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I’ve never understood being gentle with myself, or feeling so frickin proud of myself. I have been so happy I’ve done things, happy with how things turned out but I can’t say I ever felt proud of myself. I’ve been so proud of my kids, and my husband, but me? I don’t know what that is. . -
.She is testing her new Shokx ear buds. She can’t wear regular ones, because she has weird ear somethings.
Is a run ever cute?
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.She is testing her new Shokx ear buds. She can’t wear regular ones, because she has weird ear somethings.
Is a run ever cute?
It must be her extra-petite ears.
Of course a run can be cute! When my grandson does it (he’s TWO!)
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.Jen is a prisoner to her diet and fitness. I almost feel bad for her but then I remember, it’s Asshole Jen.
What diet????
Her sugar inhaling diet????. -
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I think they mean "diet" as in the way she eats, haha. So yeah, the sugar inhaling diet that causes her to feel like she needs to work out for hours on end to try to counteract it (which doesn't work).. -
.This honestly feels like the same kind of pep talks the peloton coaches do. Robin usually does the “I see you” thing, as well as many others.
Jen you have no one in your life to be proud of you or celebrate you. No one is coddling your feelings or treating you like a Kindergartener who gets praise at the most simple of things (Suze). You say these things but you don’t believe it. You NEED those validations, that supply to feel good about yourself, because you don’t feel good about yourself.
I saw a reel recently that said something like “for all those type A personalities who found validation from their good grades in school…how’s training for that marathon going??” She needs it. She has said before she loved writing papers in school. She did everything she could for that gold star, that A+ I’m sure. The problem with needing that external validation for even the most basic tasks, is that the person falls apart without it. It becomes their source of happiness. She needs to learn to be proud of herself even when no one says it to her and move on. She’s telling everyone such amazing advice! But she wishes she had that external validation still.
Whose fault is it? Did Jill and Gravy not celebrate her growing up? And then Don went over the top to always say he’s proud of her over the smallest things so she married her validation supply? Did Suze getting excited over the smallest things that Jen did, overinflate her sense of accomplishment?
Who knows. But she is awful. And I feel bad for the children.
One of things that makes me most laugh about Jen & her very fragile personality is how, in middle & high school, because she apparently loved literature & writing papers so much she, at first, thought she’d be an English major in college. But, once, she got the 1st few graded papers back w/ the professors’ critiques, she couldn’t handle it. So that’s when she switched to Art History.
And, now, she does ABSOLUTELY nothing w/ both her Art History degree & her supposed love for literature.
She has no eye for decorating or art or any kind of design aesthetics.
She can’t tell anyone anything artsy or cultural about any of the many places she’s visited.
She can’t tell anyone why w/ any kind of critical analysis she likes or dislikes a book she’s read or a play/movie she’s seen or anything significant about any book, play, movie, or piece of artwork.
And, Jen, regarding being praised for running around Disney?
Maybe the 1st time or the 2nd time or even the 3rd time.
Maybe if you overcame some kind of significant obstacle - health, financial, logistical - to get to the race.
But not still after the whatever number race this was for you… in the exact same place, the exact same race, in the exact same costuming.
Now, sadly, it’s no longer any kind of achievement at all.
Sure. Take yourself to Disney. Again. Run yourself around the parks. Again. Miss your kids’ birthday parties. Again. Buy some more lighted ears. Again. Drink some Gideon’s cold brew. Again. Have a magical time. Again.
No one is impressed. And it’s no longer anything for which you need to be praised.. -
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I have to be gentle with myself. Mostly when my back spasms so bad I can’t walk much. So I sit against a support pillow a hope they ease, then I quick go out with the dog and walk. She had nothing that requires being gentle with herself. She is on the tread and bike for hours, then she runs outside. I don’t know what dictionary she used to get the meaning of gentle, but she either miss read it or figured it was wrong. She explained her ears in her merch haul when she got back from WDW. . -
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The only thing I can't believe with Jen is her lack of gray hair. Her hair color has changed over the years, so it's possible she's covering them. . -
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Jen’s hair was always bad and she never had a decent cut but when she was younger it was at least shiny. Now it is absolutely horrible very dull . The severe side part has always drived me insane she is so rigid. She needs a topper or wig something and to cut that sparse tail. She is nuts thinking those overpriced products are doing anything. . -
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.When will reality hit her? She's such a shit mother. We celebrated our youngest's birthday party this month, he's the same age as Donny, and I'm trying to imagine how he would have felt if I - his mom - had not been there. Just the thought of it breaks my heart. He would have been so distressed not seeing me around. He loved every second of his birthday, and I prepped a ton of stuff and made sure everything was perfect, including the little keepsakes he handed out to his friends, and I was the one in charge of the camera so I could make sure that the best pictures were taken of him. I was exhausted when it was over, but he felt so special and so loved, and I felt so much joy seeing his happy little face. How can a mother be okay with missing those things?
Reminder to Jen:
And I co-sign this:The balls to expect people to praise your vacations and hobbies.
Seriously, Jennifer Boyles, fuck off. Fuck off and go spend time with your children.
Using a quote from Jackie O?!?!
Uh...she's like the one person whose spending and drama actually outweighs Jen's
Yeah it was another era and all, but never meet your heroes.
I do think Jackie absolutely loved her children.
I honestly don't know what spending and "drama" you are referring to?.
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