BiggestBowOnTheBiggestAssholeLikeJen Pt. 449

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    QUOTE (SingHo!toDons2ndWife @ 1/3/2024, 20:35) 
    Jen’s sad little vision boards on the wall looks like what you stare at to distract yourself while the doctor performs a Pap test.

    omg 😂
     
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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 3/1/2024, 07:12 PM) 
    QUOTE (bleucheese @ 3/1/2024, 01:07 PM) 
    is there a third row going below those vision boards? art's meant to be at eye level.

    the toe socks are my new least favourite thing about her. the slippers around the house were the least of her problems.
    don't want to make bespoke any sicker, but imagine her sticking her gnarly toes individually in the toe holes. yucky.

    Nooooope. "Create" was her first, the year Charlotte was conceived.

    OLW has really worked out well for Jen. Look at the life she's created for herself! So aspirational (:

    I notice that "nurture" never makes the cut. It was her word of the year when CC was born. Why no retrospective board, word talisman, bracelet or mug for that, Jen?
     
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    #ShareALittleMagicEveryday

    she is REALLY leaning into that (over)sharing (phase).
     
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    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 3/1/2024, 01:50 PM) 
    They need moved down and to the right. Jen has no eye for anything.

    And - oof is she getting big. It's time to admit that what she's doing isn't working. She loves having a team of professionals for everything else - why not use Don dollars on a trainer and nutritionist?

    It seems logical, doesn’t it? But as we know, Jen is smarter than everybody and would continue down this road of self-destruction and obesity, no matter what an expert told her.
     
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    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 1/3/2024, 20:03) 
    The amount of furniture and STUFF in that room gives me anxiety.

    Years ago i shared an office at work with TWO! coworkers and we didnt have that much furniture and crap.
     
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    QUOTE (_withblunder_ @ 1/3/2024, 20:58) 
    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 3/1/2024, 07:12 PM) 
    Nooooope. "Create" was her first, the year Charlotte was conceived.

    OLW has really worked out well for Jen. Look at the life she's created for herself! So aspirational (:

    I notice that "nurture" never makes the cut. It was her word of the year when CC was born. Why no retrospective board, word talisman, bracelet or mug for that, Jen?

    She thinks that year (Charlotte's birth) ruined her life.
     
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    Don’t be jealous y’all but Jenn sees me, she really sees me. She said yooooooo TWO times when she was rearranging her hoard. I had no clue what ephemera was, so I asked here. Also in this video she points out, just for me , that she had a huge bag of ephemera. She definitely sees me! 😂
     
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    Why did her craft room at RM1 look so much better? Must have been Don's doing, not Jen's.
     
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    Jen lives in the past way too much.
     
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    QUOTE (Alimony and Wonder @ 1/3/2024, 19:50) 
    And - oof is she getting big. It's time to admit that what she's doing isn't working. She loves having a team of professionals for everything else - why not use Don dollars on a trainer and nutritionist?

    I've wondered that and decided because then she'd have to be honest and accountable. As she's getting bigger, not improving her stats, well she'd probably just blame them for not being good at their jobs.
     
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    The silent battles.
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    QUOTE (REmily2021 @ 1/3/2024, 21:34) 
    Jen lives in the past way too much.

    Exactly and considering how caged she claimed to be, you think she would focus more on the present and future. Instead she focuses on presents for herself!
     
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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 3/1/2024, 07:34 PM) 
    We know Jen is all about Jen, but it hit me today that she literally is ALL ABOUT JEN. Her hobbies... things that most people do for joy and escape, or produce something to bring joy to others (knitting, flower arranging, baking, running for a charity....I could go on) she does all for herself.


    Exercise... various types 3 hours a day by herself in her basement with the occasional run outside in a clown outfit. Runs (wogs) in races only at a place she can indulge herself and display tacky medals while wearing tacky spirit jerseys.

    Hobbies...memory keeping and journaling about herself. Sure she's got kid stuff but it's all geared around her feelings and her perspective and thoughts. Endless journals about her endless self absorbed journeys

    Cooking...LOLOLOL...when she does, it's about her, what she wants, and mostly baking all the sweet treats with the kids so she can indulge.

    Travel...her,her,her even when traveling with the kids...it's always cruises so she can drop the kids and have some ME time.

    I have never ever encountered anyone who is so about themselves literally 24/7. I think I stick around because it's so mind boggling.

    She can afford some really beautiful canvas prints of her Children on that wall.

    QUOTE (SkeletonOnThePeleton @ 3/1/2024, 05:45 PM) 
    I had zero gray hairs at 40 but my sister was completely gray by that age and my cousin went gray before 30. My daughter is 33 and has 3 gray hairs.

    On another note, I heard they did a survey and 40% of adults sleep with a stuffed animal! WTF!

    I have a cousin who is about 45 and is almost white . She stopped fighting it. She styles it, and no doubt does purple shampoo, etc. It looks beautiful. Her face looks about 40.
     
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    Our insecure protagonist is wrapped around the axle. She's SWF'ing Tens in her Instagram story. Does she ever see herself?
     
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    Seek out and listen to the inner force that propels me forward.

    God is magic.

    Never stop believing that magic is real and available to all.

    There can be no commitment (?) nor meaning without trust.

    There is a special magic that can only be found from within.

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