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QUOTE (NefariouslyHappiestAlone @ 3/9/2024, 07:49 AM) I absolutely hate the two fingers stuck together when she is trying to act like a know-it-all about something!
OR when she puts her thumb and pointer together and embellishes with it. a true know it all.
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The spirit jersey is hanging on for dear life around her hips. She’s not going to be able to wear her “collection” for much longer.
👏 Size
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February 2023 vs March 2024
I’m assuming these are the same size because RobotLikeJen cannot redirect.
Perimenopause is gonna be a bitch 
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Those jerseys are so unflattering. She is a woman in her 40s ffs, not a cute skinny teenager.
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She is absolutely manic in this new vlog. Alarmingly manic. Compared to a couple months ago when she had to be with her children and was so down, moody, and angry? Crazy and scary.
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Exactly! A spirit jersey is what you buy when you’re at the shore and it’s unexpectedly cold in the evening. Then back at school, you throw it on when you’re hungover and stumbling to the dining hall.
And you get rid of it when you graduate and get a job and are ready to grow up.
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QUOTE (Breakdown @ 9/3/2024, 02:05) So the next time she'll be at Leonidas inhaling ham crepes & chocolates will be on Wednesday, March 20 for breakfast. In Northbrook. My god she's a fucking idiot to think she's safe sharing this info in her video for her "community"  Just had to say that, now I'm diving back in...
Too bad I work on Wednesdays. Would love to see Jen in the wild. Now that she revealed where she goes.
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She’s adding to her traveling hoard. She’s taking the binoculars to live in Blue. She’ll buy another pair for cruises.
This video is basically manic Jen flexing her extreme privilege on her “treat yourself” day. (When is she not treating herself?) Cleaning crew, oodles of free time, her morning routine (which requires a lot of free time), taking herself out for a leisurely breakfast of crepes, her Disney trips and 90210 challenges, treating herself to a solo room at one of the 90210 trips, her spare safety blanket adventure vehicle, new headphones, new camera, concierge level on the cruise, new treadmill, a float appointment (and mentioning the other members of her bodywork team), new Pilates ring thingy, more stickers (including concierge stickers “if you know you know” god she is so smug), a caramel apple the size of her head wrapped in cellophane and a big pink bow, her ugly crowned athletics outfit, even the door of her fridge filled with every flavor of spendrift and a shelf of kombucha from Whole Foods……
When I saw the photo of her lumpy ass in her too tight leggings and giant spirit jersey bunched up around her waist all I could think was “hefty hefty hefty”
(I cracked up when she was rhapsodizing about chicken (she’s ALWAYS liked chicken guys!) and gave a trigger warning for people who aren’t meat-eaters. Oh how things change. I wish one of her wonderers would ask her how she went from crying over milk to eating veal and rhapsodizing over chicken.)
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Also….I bet she didn’t wash her greaseball hair before she got in that float pool. So gross.
And that is the saddest collection of plants I’ve ever seen. She can’t take care of anything. She only cares about herself.
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I’ve just gone on a deep dive of the Disney concierge level and it’s just for clout so she can jump past the Pearl level cruisers. And you know Jen, she loves bragging about her exclusive access (Amazon Prime, anyone?).
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And her platinum level run Disney.
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Well, here I go, raging over her inablity to admit she considers the Circumstances a bother. She spends the last few of this vlog explaining how you can be sad and heartbroken yet experience joy. I get that. After my mom's funeral (we had all traveled to the location, grandkids included) we took over the hotel pool with our cooler and the kids and laughed and played.
But she totally forgets or doesn't want to admit that when she had them full time during the space walk she called that time anything BUT a good time. Any reasonable person would (1) be concerned about the Spaceman (2) address the space walk with the kids (maybe she did but I seriously doubt it) and (3) quietly revel in having your kids full-time
She is hanging on by a thread. And I don't know why her "community" isn't callling her out on it, in a loving way, of course
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QUOTE (ExpensiveSalmon @ 3/9/2024, 03:18 PM) I’ve just gone on a deep dive of the Disney concierge level and it’s just for clout so she can jump past the Pearl level cruisers. And you know Jen, she loves bragging about her exclusive access (Amazon Prime, anyone?).
What exactly does concierge level include? A nicer room? Better view? More freebies? Dinner with the captain?
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QUOTE (AcademyAwardWinningActress @ 9/3/2024, 15:42) QUOTE (ExpensiveSalmon @ 3/9/2024, 03:18 PM) I’ve just gone on a deep dive of the Disney concierge level and it’s just for clout so she can jump past the Pearl level cruisers. And you know Jen, she loves bragging about her exclusive access (Amazon Prime, anyone?). What exactly does concierge level include? A nicer room? Better view? More freebies? Dinner with the captain?
Yes to all of that (maybe not dinner with the captain) but you get priority birding, a special lounge prior to boarding, a luncheon when you board, your own guest service team, early reservations for everything, simplified disembarking, exclusive lounge access, exclusive sun deck, and so on. The rooms are bigger and nicer, from what I can tell. It’s having the Disney experience without having to associate with the poors.
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QUOTE (ExpensiveSalmon @ 3/9/2024, 03:56 PM) QUOTE (AcademyAwardWinningActress @ 9/3/2024, 15:42) What exactly does concierge level include? A nicer room? Better view? More freebies? Dinner with the captain? Yes to all of that (maybe not dinner with the captain) but you get priority birding, a special lounge prior to boarding, a luncheon when you board, your own guest service team, early reservations for everything, simplified disembarking, exclusive lounge access, exclusive sun deck, and so on. The rooms are bigger and nicer, from what I can tell. It’s having the Disney experience without having to associate with the poors.
Thank you! This is content I’ll look forward to!
I’m curious if booking the concierge trip fast tracks her to a more desirable Disney Cruise level. 💎 🏃♀️ she’s chasing the pearl!
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