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    I hope someone on concierge level complains about Jen to staff. “Excuse me, are you sure that lady over there having an intense moment with her children belongs here? Besides her constant fussing at those poor kids, which is ruining the magic for the rest of us, I noticed she looks and smells really dirty.”
     
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    QUOTE (WhyAmIHere @ 9/3/2024, 18:50) 
    they're going to think one of the kids is on a make-a-wish trip or something.

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    QUOTE (JuliaSugarbaker @ 3/9/2024, 12:17 PM) 
    QUOTE (BerthaGene @ 3/9/2024, 05:59 PM) 
    Wow, Jen, United Club. I'm so fucking impressed. I'll be sure to post smug selfies of myself from there later today when my flight will most assuredly be delayed because of yet another fucking rainstorm. :enraged-smiley-emoticon:

    I'd be worried about flying United right now. They have had 3 incidents just this week.

    https://uk.news.yahoo.com/united-airlines-...-165320847.html

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    Well, if we go down, it's been nice knowing you all!
     
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    That Christmas cactus she was watering is yellow. She is watering it too much. It's a cactus. It could go 2-3 weeks without watering. She does not have a green thumb. All of her plants look like crap. Plus that window is too cold for them.
     
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    Wonder what's going on in space cowboy world? Jen is too dull for words.
    Another disney cruise?
    Shocking :10:
     
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    I have several very old, large 2-3 foot jade plants (succulent family). In the winter I bring them inside and only lightly water them about once every 4-6 weeks. They always do very well this way and they are OLD. Overwatering will turn the stems to mush and the roots will rot.
     
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    All of this talk of Jen's concierge level has me thinking about that Modern Family episode in Vegas where Jay thinks he's paid for the top level, finds out he's not at the top level so he levels up again only to find out there's still a level above that one. :yellow-laughing-smiley-emoticon
     
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    I really hope Disney never "gifts" her a trip again. It really makes me so angry when they gift these idiot "influencers" Disney trips. That social dad guy who clearly could afford a trip just got gifted one while I save all year to stay at the lower level and bring in room food.
     
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    She was probably sick of all that “togetherness” with those pesky kids, so she had to upgrade to get some space from them.

    She’s going to be beyond insufferable bragging about her special concierge privileges.

    “We had priority boarding. We were the first family to board the ship.”

    “We had access to the concierge lounge that included food and drinks. It was worth it to me to be away from the crowds.”

    “They have complimentary wine, beer, and spirits in the lounge in the evenings but I didn’t partake in that because I don’t really drink.”

    “The kids enjoyed the free popcorn we got in the movie theater. That is only if you’re staying concierge-level.”

    “We got priority seating for the evening shows. I really appreciated that so that we didn’t have to wait in the crowd.”

    “We were able to order hot breakfasts and dinners from the main restaurants and eat in our room. I enjoyed this benefit the most because I didn’t enjoy having to share a table with another family. We did this most nights.”
     
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    That vlog was something else.

    I put her on 1.5x speed and still almost turned her off a couple tines due to boredom, I was listening while food prepping and it was still too boring.

    There's no other explanation for an hour long ramble fest than she just has no one else to talk to, ever. What a sad life

    Ps. No one believe you that you love and/or miss your kids Jennifer Boyles Ross. There's way too much evidence to the contrary.
     
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    Even with all the perks that concierge brings, she'll still be jealous of the people with the white Pearl lanyards. She will look like a poor in the lounge with her lowly Gold status and yellow lanyard. :snickering: All you need is 20 more completed cruises Jen, and on your 26th, you'll finally be Pearl and get that white lanyard.

    Do you think she'll continue to spend the big money for concierge?

    Does anybody believe her kids are so picky that they only eat the same lunch ad nauseam? Earlier she went on and on about how much she hates, hates, hates to cook. And somehow miraculously, her kids only like to eat the same thing over and over.
     
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    QUOTE (RikkiJones @ 3/9/2024, 08:42 PM) 
    That Christmas cactus she was watering is yellow. She is watering it too much. It's a cactus. It could go 2-3 weeks without watering. She does not have a green thumb. All of her plants look like crap. Plus that window is too cold for them.

    Plus, she never repotted it. It's in the same little plastic container she bought it in. :smashing_computer:
     
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    I bet she’ll continue buying the concierge level. I think the only way she’ll curb her spending is if she stops doing Patreon….which I don’t see her doing. It’s a good amount of extra money for doing very little work, and it supplies headpats and an illusion that she has friends.
     
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    QUOTE (JenInTenChin @ 3/9/2024, 10:03 PM) 
    Even with all the perks that concierge brings, she'll still be jealous of the people with the white Pearl lanyards. She will look like a poor in the lounge with her lowly Gold status and yellow lanyard. :snickering: All you need is 20 more completed cruises Jen, and on your 26th, you'll finally be Pearl and get that white lanyard.

    Do you think she'll continue to spend the big money for concierge?

    Does anybody believe her kids are so picky that they only eat the same lunch ad nauseam? Earlier she went on and on about how much she hates, hates, hates to cook. And somehow miraculously, her kids only like to eat the same thing over and over.

    I don’t believe that for a second, specially because considering their other parent is a chef, they eat all different kinds of things.
    Jen doesn’t like to cook and does the bare minimum, and the kids only eat the same thing because maybe thats the only thing they can stomach over there.
     
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    QUOTE (pinksims @ 3/9/2024, 02:01 AM) 
    Sorry for the double post but an observation: Jen doesn't follow any parenting or kid-related accounts on Instagram.

    She can’t hide the fact she hates both parenting and kids.
     
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