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    QUOTE (Care2Share @ 3/10/2024, 09:39 PM) 
    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 10/3/2024, 19:02) 
    The number of hikers who go missing in Joshua Tree is huge. The desert is unforgiving. I wouldn't hike there alone.

    There's barely any cell service, either. It's truly in the middle of nowhere.

    I will never understand this irrational fear of National Parks on this board in general. The trails are made by the US government. there are park rangers. They block off trails that have dangerous wildlife sightings or warnings due to bad conditions. there are lots of visitors hiking along the public trails. There are trail cams. You are never really alone. Unless you choose to veer off the trail or camp in the back country. Thats when you can get in trouble. Walking along a flat desert trail in a National Park such as Joshua Tree is no more dangerous than walking along a city street. The National Parks are created for us. They don't want to kill us.
     
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    Cmon Tens….do something for us, please. We need deliverance from the Jennifer Boyles snoozefest.
     
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    QUOTE (GrownUpStickerBook @ 3/10/2024, 07:41 PM) 
    Even I’m not old enough to have used the word “constitutional”. And I’m pretty sure she’s using it wrong (as usual). Did she do her business outside like Winnie? I hope she carried a poop bag (or poop shovel) on her constitutionals.

    My grandpa used to say he had is morning constitutional...which meant he pooped.
     
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    Her peanut allergy comment was cruel. I think she thought she would get cool creds by being "so over it." She sort of back-peddled --too late selfish heffer.
     
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    As a person with a peanut allergy, I would like to smack her.

    Don't forget all of the places that she stores her "bits and bobs".
     
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    QUOTE (Good Morning Friends @ 11/3/2024, 01:56) 
    QUOTE (VeganLeather @ 10/3/2024, 19:36) 
    I would love to get a list of Gene’s weird/old saying that she uses with alarming frequency:
    -flapping her trap
    -pleased as punch
    -rumpus — technically misused but still used way too much
    -ablutions

    Feel free to add your own

    Didn't she refer to one of her walks as a constitutional before? :lol:

    Trimming the tree sounds dated as hell.

    Metropolis... like she's some farm girl who just wandered into the big city for the first time on a horse carriage.

    She got provisions for one of her camping trips.

    And "dry goods" like she's on the Oregon Trail
     
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    Beefy Jean should be thankful she doesn’t have to worry about nut allergies for herself or her children. Nut allergies are the absolute scariest allergies in my opinion. The literal air around you could kill you!
     
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    QUOTE (I love me some me @ 11/3/2024, 02:59) 
    QUOTE (Care2Share @ 3/10/2024, 09:39 PM) 
    There's barely any cell service, either. It's truly in the middle of nowhere.

    I will never understand this irrational fear of National Parks on this board in general. The trails are made by the US government. there are park rangers. They block off trails that have dangerous wildlife sightings or warnings due to bad conditions. there are lots of visitors hiking along the public trails. There are trail cams. You are never really alone. Unless you choose to veer off the trail or camp in the back country. Thats when you can get in trouble. Walking along a flat desert trail in a National Park such as Joshua Tree is no more dangerous than walking along a city street. The National Parks are created for us. They don't want to kill us.

    National parks are safe for *most* people. But every year people die in them, usually due to their own lack of preparation or just stupidity. And this is Jen we are talking about- she excels in both of those categories.
     
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    She really is a total bitch about the peanut butter. You’d think she would love buying sunbutter since it’s pricey. Oh wait, that’s for Don’s children. She would much prefer to buy cheap store brand peanut butter for them—single mama budget and all. No *wonder* she had such an attitude about it.
     
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    Yeah, that nut allergy is scary. When my oldest was a baby, my nephew thought it would be funny to spread some peanut butter on my baby's belly while I was trying to put a onesie on him. The rash that spread was quick and insane! I can only imagine what would have happened if any of it got in his mouth! I had to carry an EpiPen for him until he outgrew the allergy, which he did eventually thank God. Many others aren't so lucky.

    So, once again, Jen. You can fuck ALLLLLLL the way off with that shit.
     
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    Ablutions





    Sorry Meow2

    :sorry_smiley:
     
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    It's also odd that she acts like not allowing peanut butter is a new thing. It's not. My friend's son is hugely allergic, and when he was in elementary school fifteen years ago, no one was allowed to bring any peanut butter or peanut products.
     
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    Can you imagine if life was how Jen wanted it
    Sending pb to school
    Leaving the kids in the car while you pick up takeout

    It almost sounds like … having no consideration for others

    Oh wait

    It is Jens world and we are all just living in it to inconvenience her personally
     
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    So she's right back to traveling with that car? Like nothing happened? Of course she is.

    200w-2
     
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    QUOTE (VeganLeather @ 11/3/2024, 01:36) 
    I would love to get a list of Gene’s weird/old saying that she uses with alarming frequency:
    -flapping her trap
    -pleased as punch
    -rumpus — technically misused but still used way too much
    -ablutions

    Feel free to add your own

    I hate it when she exclaims "hot dog!" in reaction to something mundane.
     
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