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    And we learn why she woke up stupid early for the half marathon: they closed the road to the race so baby Jen couldn't drive her rented security blanket vehicle there. She had to take the monorail (gasp! the horror!)

    Well. That was dull. 10/10, don't recommend.
     
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    QUOTE (WhereDoesDaddySleep @ 13/3/2024, 17:01) 
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    Well. That was dull. 10/10, don't recommend.

    :snickering:

    Thank you to the people who do the hard work of posting, watching, and recapping the snoozefest for the rest of us who refuse.
     
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    my stomach is already not the best I'm gonna have to sit this one out

    I can't handle her chewing a beverage with her fist pumping and baby talk
     
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    One last thought - it's odd how she continues to be coy about brunch with StarOfMay.

    Girl, you reposted her stories. We know that's who it is. Why tip-toe around it?
     
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    She finished that big meal at EPCOT at 12 and said she was “ravenous” and ate a soup, sandwich, and big salad again at 4:17pm.

    Ravenous means she was extremely hungry. How was she THAT hungry again?!
     
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    QUOTE (JenuinelyUnorganized @ 13/3/2024, 15:09) 
    Club runDisney is supposedly guaranteed at least on race each event, but not necessarily all 3. And they move them up one corral. But everyone, regardless of how special they are, has to register separately for the 5K, even BBB had to. I think true elite runners, the ones you see with low bib numbers, the professionals, are requested to run. They are usually running club sponsored members. They do not have to go thru all the get online with 16 different devices and hope you get in and completed on one of them. Something Beefy Gene will never, ever, ever become is an elite runner. Wogger, maybe. When injuring yourself over and over and not listening to real doctors, you are not passionate about running, you are a masochist. She gets off on the pain, you can see it in her sweaty after selfies.

    Yes- perfects are only for half and full marathons.
     
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    I turn 40 this year and sometimes I worry 'Am I mature enough? I still feel like a teenager!' But then I see Jen dressed like that, acting like a fat toddler, and think 'Nope I'm good' 😂
     
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    this editing is giving me a headache. what is her allergy to sound mixing and voiceovers?
     
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    Gideons is not a rare treat for her!!!

    I need to start keeping track of these “rare treats” because I feel like there is one once per week.
     
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    Lol at the announcer saying “there is no photopass in this mile, so you don’t have to fake smile” as Jenny was going by.

    Definitely a Baker 👏🤣
     
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    Race days video...nope not going to happen. I'll rely on the snark found here.
     
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    oh dear God. you guys even skipping around a LOT. its just too much Jin. She talks and talks and TALKS so much. Why can't she see how lonely she is. She is only talking to a camera. This is just beyond mental.

    Why is this 41 year old doing character pics at every race. Seriously, WHY?


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    Disney clothes do NOT look good on her
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    That video was an hour and I think I watched a total of 5 minutes. She really should learn to edit. run Disney gives her such a high, it's hilarious. She thinks she is there with so many friends, she gets to spend money on worthless junk and she gets to stuff her face with sugar and other foods and she doesn't have to deal with those pesky little paychecks
     
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    jen's appetite is astounding. she can't stop running because she'll literally balloon to 300 lbs.
    she needs to get checked by a real doctor about her diet and why she's so famished all the time.
     
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    She’s featuring her crowned athletic stuff? It’s all so ugly and juvenile. I can’t.
     
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    How fucking embarrassing.

    She was in Gideon’s talking like a baby like she was on a trip with Don in front of the patrons that she was with on the line.

    Her behavior is so not normal.
     
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